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Showing posts with label bad. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bad. Show all posts

Thursday, March 7, 2024

DINOSAURS DO NOT MAKE GOOD PETS (A CAUTIONARY TALE)

I went back in time to get a baby pet dinosaur,
I brought back an egg, and thought I had made quite a score,
My dino pet grew gigantic,
Ate all my groceries, became frantic,
He then chewed and swallowed me, because he wanted more.


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Tuesday, March 5, 2024

RECKONING BY THE ELVES

My kitty likes to tear, rip and shred, elves into small parts,
So on Christmas Day,  we just get one wrapped box, full of farts,
Real bad it makes us feel,
It ruins our Christmas meal,
So we go to the store, and play race with shopping carts.



Saturday, March 2, 2024

TOO SOON FOR ITCHY SKIN

I got bit by three gigantic skeeters today,
It's March; skeeters shouldn't be out until late in May,
Now, I am all itchy,
My tude has been witchy,
I need itch ointment, or I'll scratch my skin away.

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Tuesday, February 20, 2024

PIT AND THE GIT

Donny was a really mean, awful git,
Donny had a big bulldog, he called Pit,
Donny teased him with meat, 
But wouldn't let poor Pit eat,
Pit bit off Donny's buns, now he can't sit.

ZOOM DOCTORS DECIDE

I met with four crazy doctors on the Zoom,
They discussed the condition causing my gloom,
They said don't bother to retire,
For I was about to expire,
They said I should contemplate my pending doom.

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Tuesday, February 13, 2024

THE SNOW IS WOE LIMERICK




I don't like November snow,
It traps my car, so I can't go,
Will I get food, I do not know,
The cold hurts, I feel woe,
I hired someone for a driveway blow.

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Wednesday, January 24, 2024

MY PET DINOSAUR PART6 (TONES, SCONES AND BONES)

I had a big pet dinosaur, and he loved my homemade scones,
He would eat them by the thousands, and made loud lip smacking tones,
One day when he went outside to play,
I burned the scones, and threw them away,
My unhappy, hungry dino, then chewed on the neighbor's bones.


Tuesday, January 2, 2024

I FINGERED SOMEONE

Someone was picking their nose,
And, wiping it allover their clothes,
Mama got mad,
Nose picker got sad,
I told everyone, and that added to woes.

Sunday, December 24, 2023

I BLAME MY BROTHER

Those little elves have been spying for Santa Claus,
I haven't been good, so this years presents might pause,
I think it wise,
Not to apologise,
I'll blame my brother for the bad things I cause.


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Saturday, December 23, 2023

THE LITTLE SUMMER BOY

I hate all the winter, it comes with a terrible steep cost,
All it does is blow and snow, and covers eyeballs with the frost,
The cold aches down in my bones,
And, I lose my suntan tones,
By the time old winter ends, I will be feeling all is lost.

Wednesday, December 13, 2023

I SHAVED MY HEAD AND GOT TO THE POINT

I shaved my head and found a point on the top,
I inherited my point from my mother's side grandpop,
Now, all the time I get teased,
I'm not at all pleased,
When my hair grows out will it stop? 

TROUBLED TIMMONS NEEDS A TOOTH FAIRY

Troubled Timmons is a snot,
When he is just a big old tot,
He is often mean, 
And, his language, unclean,
He will not brush and mouth is rot.

Thursday, November 9, 2023

I DON'T LIKE BEING GREASY LIKE GRACE

The butter spray exploded into my face,
Now I'm all greasy, like my kid sister, Grace,
She greased her hair,
And, eats like a bear,
I wish she would move out, and get her own place.

Friday, November 3, 2023

WOLVES AREN'T BAD, BUT THEIR TEETH MAKE ME SAD

The big bad wolf chased me across the football field,
He wanted to catch, and eat me, but I wouldn't yield,
I knew he would soon start to eat,
When I felt his breath on my feet,
Then his teeth pierced my throat, and so my fate was sealed.

Tuesday, October 24, 2023

THE ITCH

The doctor put a patch on top of my eye,
Because I would itch it until I would cry,
Then I itched the top of my head,
Until my hair turned bright red,
The doctor told me to stop, or I'd die.

Saturday, October 21, 2023

WHAT STICKS IT ALL TOGETHER

My latest four cheese homemade pizza, lies in the garbage bin,
Everyone said it was a vile thing, that wreaks of sin,
I made the pizza from stew,
Of course, I had to use glue,
At least it held together, so I give my effort a win.

Wednesday, September 20, 2023

THE THREE SIBLINGS WERE UP TO NO GOOD

The three siblings told their ma, they were off to pick flowers,
It was just a lie, so the siblings could slip away for hours,
They went dolly shopping that day,
They each bought a Barbie, for play,
They could afford only one Ken doll, so he got bestowed super powers.

Tuesday, September 19, 2023

MY FAMILY MAKES ME SO SICK I WON'T EAT

Jerry the rabbit is always picking his big nose,
He picks and he picks, until the red blood freely flows,
He does it at the dinner table,
It makes my appetite, disable,
And, my pet monkey Trish, eats the jams between her toes.

CRANKY THE BIG BOSS, GOT CRANKED

Cranky liked bragging about all the vast riches he had,
He liked running his workers down, to make them feel real sad,
Hurting worker feelings was his sport,
Especially, since they didn't dare retort,
Then one day no one came to work, and Cranky got real mad.



Sunday, September 17, 2023

A RECKONING FOR THE PIGS

The pigs chased all the hens out of the chicken coup,
The pigs ate all the eggs, then made chicken nest soup,
The poor chickens were really sad,
Because the pigs behaved so bad,
So the farmer short chained the pigs, to his back stoop.