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Showing posts with label Habits. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Habits. Show all posts

Tuesday, June 18, 2024

ANN TEEKING

Ann Teek, divorced her mean, cheating spouse,
Used her settlement, to buy a house,
She was close to the city,
Got dates; she was quite pretty
Couldn't keep a man; she squeaked like a mouse.

Friday, April 26, 2024

GERTY GETS DIRTY AND DIGS HER HOLES

My dog Gerty likes to dig a big hole,
Hunting for the vicious, underground mole,
She plays at catch and release,
Leaves the dirt diggers in peace,
Gerty gets dirty, but has a good soul.

Wednesday, April 24, 2024

TOBACCO INSPIRED

Harry liked to target the lunchroom spittoon,
He chewed tobacco when he took lunch at noon,
He hit the toon hole every time,
He inspired this amazing rhyme,
Add music, and we'd have a new tune to croon.  .



Friday, March 22, 2024

LEE'S LINCOLN LOGS

I found some big logs left by my neighbor, Lee Lincoln,
He piled them a week ago, now they are stinkin',
It is not a real surprise,
He who touches the logs, dies,
If you get close to the logs, your eyes will start blinkin'.

Sunday, February 18, 2024

BEN DOES THE SNOW

Ben's driveway was covered with snow,
Ben decided to give it a blow,
Ben is just a big slob,
He did one sloppy job,
Then he cleaned off the ice with a hoe.

Tuesday, September 19, 2023

MY FAMILY MAKES ME SO SICK I WON'T EAT

Jerry the rabbit is always picking his big nose,
He picks and he picks, until the red blood freely flows,
He does it at the dinner table,
It makes my appetite, disable,
And, my pet monkey Trish, eats the jams between her toes.

Saturday, July 1, 2023

TOO HOT TO BLOW NOSE

The sun got so volcano-like, darn hot 
Donny could not make any human, darn snot,
Without the nose cleaner,
His hay fever got meaner,
The only moisture was in Donny's pee pot.

Tuesday, March 14, 2023

THE RAW TRAVELIER

George needed to get his self some chaw,
So he traveled down to old Saginaw,
When George got off the Bus,
The police made a fuss,
For George traveled entirely raw.


Wednesday, August 10, 2022

WHAT'S IN A NOSE

There was a little guinea pig, and he always picked his nose,
Then one day he found out, just what up his nose could grows,
A pickle, squash and okra, and a big tomato vine,
A hot Hungarian pepper, and a bottle of red wine,
The guinea was inspired, so he set his nose to prose.