A SALMON TEASE NAMED LOUISE

There was a big salmon named Louise,
She swam by the pier for a fisherman's tease,
The baits were never taken,
Until I tried on some bacon,
With lemon I consumed her with ease.

LARRY PLAYED THE HARPSICHORD

Larry played the Harpsichord,
He played it like an English Lord,
He played it his way,
So dull and so gray,
Everyone in the room got board.