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Monday, November 25, 2024
I'M THE BRAIN BLOCKER: IGNORANCE RULES🤘
Ignorance is what I practice, every single day,
Ignorance is my happy place, and that's the place I stay,
For those who are smarty,
I'll ruin your party,
If you push smarty ideas, I'll be there in your way.
Tuesday, July 30, 2024
A MEANINGLESS, WHIMSICAL PHILOSOPHY
The universe appears eternal, from dawn, to dawn, to dawn, to dawn,
But, when the universe disappears, its life will be a tiny yawn,
So head to mars,
Maybe, the stars,
Eat expensive seafood, like lobster, oysters, crabs, octopus and prawn.
Monday, February 12, 2024
WOODSTOVE MELTED PLASTIC FAN, AND MY SHACK BURNED.
My fan got hot and caught on fire,
It was atop my woodstove, which caused the dire,
My melted, plastic fan,
Made great flames and I ran,
My shack was nearly all paid off, now I can't retire.
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Sunday, June 25, 2023
THE BIG ALPHA MALE
There was a great fish; a big alpha male,
He ate the other fish, from head to tail,
His body got stronger,
Wider and longer,
He choked to death trying to swallow a snail.
Wednesday, December 8, 2021
RAY GUNS ARE NOT A TOY
Frosty found he had no fun.
By playing with his hot ray gun,
He vaporized his toe,
He set his leg aglow,
All the way up to his bun.
Tuesday, January 19, 2021
SMARTER THAN THE AVERAGE BEAR
Donny thought he was smarter than the average bear,
He broke into cabins and did not care,
Then, he found a loaded gun
Played with it just for fun,
Now, Donny is no longer here nor there.
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