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Showing posts with label Stupid. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Stupid. Show all posts

Tuesday, July 30, 2024

A MEANINGLESS, WHIMSICAL PHILOSOPHY

The universe appears eternal, from dawn, to dawn, to dawn, to dawn,
But, when the universe disappears, its life will be a tiny yawn,
So head to mars,
Maybe, the stars,
Eat expensive seafood, like lobster, oysters, crabs, octopus and prawn. 

Monday, February 12, 2024

WOODSTOVE MELTED PLASTIC FAN, AND MY SHACK BURNED.

My fan got hot and caught on fire,
It was atop my woodstove, which caused the dire,
My melted, plastic fan,
Made great flames and I ran,
My shack was nearly all paid off, now I can't retire.

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Sunday, June 25, 2023

THE BIG ALPHA MALE

There was a great fish; a big alpha male,
He ate the other fish, from head to tail,
His body got stronger,
Wider and longer,
He choked to death trying to swallow a snail.

Wednesday, December 8, 2021

RAY GUNS ARE NOT A TOY

Frosty found he had no fun.
By playing with his hot ray gun,
He vaporized his toe,
He set his leg aglow,
All the way up to his bun.





Tuesday, January 19, 2021

SMARTER THAN THE AVERAGE BEAR

Donny thought he was smarter than the average bear,
He broke into cabins and did not care,
Then, he found a loaded gun
Played with it just for fun,
Now, Donny is no longer here nor there.