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Showing posts with label Addiction. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Addiction. Show all posts

Friday, January 19, 2024

DENNY DYED HIS SHEETS

Denny was always buying real white sheets, brand new,
When hung on the clothesline, they had a yellow hue,
The one thing he held dear,
Was his 12 pints of beer,
Denny had problems, but what could poor Denny do?

Saturday, December 2, 2023

SANTA HAS A PROBLEM

Santa has no toys this year, because he had no money to pay,
So he bought some discounted rhubarb, then he loaded up his sleigh,
So every good little boy or girl,
Will get some rhubarb to make them hurl,
Because Santa loves online poker, and he can loose all day.