THE END

Alive in a world of struggle and desire,

Where dreams and schemes, ends and behinds are all frost and fire,

Please forget me, not,

Desire my lot,

It has come to this ending, I must submit and retire.

Thank you, all my friends.

Leigh Collin Brandt

ROT GUT VEGETATION AND POO

I pulled a pickle from a pickle jar, and it was hairy,

I put the pickle back and went and picked a strawberry,

Produce that is hairy,

Is awful scary,

And, often hairy, scary makes for a watery poo, poo.

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BILLY GOT ITCHY

Bill penned out a song that was extraordinary, real nice,

He made the melody on his harmonica, device,

The record was a go,

And, Bill loved the cash flow,

But, he got served for divorce, because he brought home leg lice.

RICHIE HARD TIMES

He had a tic in his tock, 

And, a big rock in his sock,

He spent everyday, listening to Rosy Land Bach,

His debts started to swell,

He had nothing to sell,

Now, he spends every evening at the Boys Club & Dock.

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PERSONAL DENTAL CARE

I bought some fluoride toothpaste that came in a white, glass jar,

I did not have to squeeze it, so I thought it would go far,

It caught me off my guard,

When the whole jar turned hard,

I now brush with baking soda; my teeth are black as tar.

I DIES BECAUSE OF BEADY BUG EYES

100 billion, billion beady eyes, were staring up at me,

That was the ugliest bug I ever saw, sitting on my knee,

Then, he spit into my mouth,

After that, things went south,

For his spit was deadly poisonous; my ashes were dumped at sea.

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TETHERBALL WARRIOR

It was nearly, half past nine,

That is prime tetherball time,

I did battle, for first place,

Then, I got whacked in the face,

Now, through a straw I must dine.

MY JUICE WAS TAINTED, WHO KNEW?

My ruby red grapefruit juice, tasted a might, tad off,

I drank just one sip, and I started hacking, cough, cough,

I was whisked far away,

For a hospital stay,

Where, I was fed coffee, toast, and some slimy brown broth.

EFFICIENCY

There once was a toilet named Mabel,

She was setup at the kitchenette table,

Now, your nostrils might rue,

You could eat and go poo,

While watching your news shows on cable.

GOLDIE AND THE SEVEN BEARS

There were seven old bears shacked-up in the woods,

They loved each other, and thought their lives was goods,

Then one cold winter day,

Goldie stopped by to play,

Goldie showed the bears dance moves, he learned in the hoods.

MARS CLOCKED PLANET EARTH

Dry mars and blue earth, went total war,

It was pretty even; the war score,

The mars great weapon rocks,

It knocked out Earther clocks,

On earth, it stays a quarter past four.