SIMON CHOOSE THE BOOZE

Simon had two girlfriends,
They both had hair dyed blue,
One girlfriend was Rachel,
The other one was Sue,

Simon's blue haired girlfriends,
Got together and said "choose",
Simon couldn't live with just one,
So, he picked a third choice:  booze!
 

DON'S PERSPECTIVE AND HIS REALITY

Don thought happiness was a perspective you turned on at will,

Until after he received his very first bill,

After he received many more,

He figured out what was in store,

Don's perspective went from happy to ill.

THE BOTULISM LIMERICK

Jennifer ate mushrooms she picked in the yard,

Those she didn't eat she froze or she jarred,

But with some she got sick,

Because she cooked them too quick,

And botulism caught her off guard.

 

MOTHER'S DAY CHICKEN

Mommy ate chicken for her Mother's Day meal,

She shouldn't have ate it because it was colored teal,

Well, Mommy got sick,

From her Mother's Day Chick,

Pink bismuth made her sick belly heal.