BABY BOOMER + GEN X = LOVE

Benny loved joining in with the Baby Boomer scene,

He wore wild disco pants, and was disco lean,

Then he met a hot mama,

Full of Gen X, high drama,

They grew old together, with fat pants and Maybelline.  

THE BOTTOM FEEDER SHARES HIS CRIB

I live in a sunken, old dinghy, at the bottom of the sea,

With some dead preserved shark bones, and a deadly sting ray, named Ray Lee,

I eat soggy white toast,

Before I blog my post,

Sting ray, Ray Lee, eats fat, tuna fish heads, and drinks bad apple tea.

SUMMERTIME

Sleeping bears and snoring raccoons,

Dream cool dreams, on hot afternoons,

Then a walrus stops by,

Bringing fish for a fry,

After beer and Boone's, they sing tunes.

THE WATER SHOTS

I brought with me camping, two plastic, water guns,

One was for critter hunting, one was for picnic funs,

I took the hunter to the lake,

Where I face splashed a big, blue snake

I shot the picnic eaters, and wet their toasty buns.

BUGS IN MY EGGS

My name is Penny, I'm A bird with a bird nest,

A bug laid eggs in my eggs; her babies ate best,

The bug flew fast, away,

I'll catch her in a day,

Her bug days are numbered, tasting bug guts, my quest.

THE LAST TEDDY BEAR.

I sent my platoon of soldiers, up a steep, enemy, held  hill,

They came across an enemy Teddy Bear, they were forced to kill,

The Teddy Bear was well endowed,

With heavy ammo, for my crowd,

We burned up his cloth and stuffing, with a grenade that was too loud.

TALE OF THE MONORAIL SNAIL

There is a great, green, goober, garden snail,

The snail rides the Michigan monorail,

He has a toothy jaw,

Iconic, sharp claw,

With that jaw and claw, he ain't hunting kale.

THE WART, A COURT AND ABORT

The Tepo Tiger was a gigantic, green wart,

Worn by a novice player, on a tennis court,

It was atop his right hand,

It was a part of the brand,

But, the lazy player, did a career abort.