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Showing posts with label Separation. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Separation. Show all posts

Thursday, May 9, 2024

BILLY GOT ITCHY

Bill penned out a song that was extraordinary, real nice,
He made the melody on his harmonica, device,
The record was a go,
And, Bill loved the cash flow,
But, he got served for divorce, because he brought home leg lice.

Wednesday, April 5, 2023

MONKEY CY, CRY

There once was a little monkey named Cy,
When he smelled a banana, he'd cry,
It reminded him of mommy,
She was accused being commie,
Then whisked off to prison without a "bye".

Sunday, June 19, 2022

MY SPOUSE AND I GOT SEPARATED, BUT I'M STILL BEING BULLIED, LIMERICK

I heard a echo in my house,
It was the voice of Jingles, my late spouse,
Jingles said to me,
" You'll never be free,"
And "flush the toilet sometime, you louse".