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Showing posts with label monsters. Show all posts
Showing posts with label monsters. Show all posts

Saturday, December 21, 2024

FEAST AROUND AND FIND OUT: THE IVY FUR BOOT STORY

I had beautiful ivy plants, growing by my old barn, 
I found my Ivy plants dead, one day, and I said, "oh, darn",  
Two groundhogs ate the tender roots,
Hogs feel good, in my fur lined boots,
Now I won't need to knit new socks, so I'll return the yarn. 

Wednesday, November 13, 2024

I WENT TO SUGAR HIGH, ON HALLOWEEN

It lasted only a day and a night, late, last October,
It was all Halloween, and I dressed like my dog named, Rover,
On my tv screen,
Jason chased a teen,
Today I came off my super, sugar high, and
 I'm sober.

Friday, October 25, 2024

PEASANT RECIPE FOR STEW, HAGIS AND SCONES, NOT

I once  knew a great big giant, and his name was Marvelous Mel,
He got all his stew meat from the peasants, he caught down in the dell,
He ground and ground their bones,
To make flaky, crisp scones,
He made haggis from their innards, his recipe, he wouldn't tell.
 


Wednesday, October 23, 2024

FIST BUMPS AND FANGS

There was a little werewolf in the tree,
The werewolf sat there waiting, just for me,
He growled and showed he was grumpy,
So I gave him a fist bumpy,
He toothy smiled, and howled brilliantly. 

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Saturday, October 19, 2024

GETTING REAL AND THE FLAGPOLE

My old burn barrel got way out of control,
Burning the woods down was never my real goal,
And Bigfoot got real mad,
And he made me real sad,
When he tied me to the top of the flagpole. 

Sunday, September 29, 2024

THE WEREWOLF AND THE BACK BACON

I walked into the butcher shop, and found a dire werewolf, lurking the store,
He had eaten all the butchers and clerks, and the old guy who sweep/mops the floor,
I asked the creature if it was taken?
I meant the last three pounds of back bacon?
The werewolf just looked and growled at me, as I removed the bacon out the door.



Sunday, September 22, 2024

THE GREAT ANN ARBOR DRAGON

The great Ann Arbor Dragon turned himself into stone,
For he ate sixty tons of pure, crunchy human bone,
What's acceptable to eat,
Is only the human meat,
The skeleton we use to make a nice candle scone.

Wednesday, September 18, 2024

YOUNG DRAGON GRIDDLES

There is a fairly young dragon, who lives down by the big lake,
He lives in a cave made of clam shells, from his picnic clam bake,
Since nice, warm summer weather did pass,
Young dragon hooked his stove up to gas,
And fired up his griddle to fry a dragon sized pancake.



Friday, August 23, 2024

A BEACH MONSTER EATS

It crawled from the deep, dark sea to the land,
It ate the entire varsity band,
It was hungry for some more,
Swam to the island next door,
And ate each tourist, who smelled like beach sand.

Sunday, July 14, 2024

HOWLING, NO GOODS

I made paths through an acre of woods,
So I could stroll with friends from my hoods,
But, no one came near,
Because they said they could hear,
A howling, and that was not goods.

Tuesday, February 27, 2024

THE BEAST OF SUMER VALLEY

The beast that lives in Sumer Valley,
Eats the peasants, quite a tally,
He will jelly them for toast,
Or for dinner, a lamb roast,
With pitchforks and torches, the peasants will rally.

Saturday, February 3, 2024

WOLVES OF THE DRUID

There are these big, vicious wolves called alpha-males,
When I feed them people, the wolves wag their tails,
I'm a druid in the woods,
I feed wolves Red Ridding Hoods,
After dinner they sing in their howls and wails. 

Thursday, February 1, 2024

SNAGGING THE PLATYPUS REX

I went fishing for some giggles and thrills,
And maybe a flopping mess of bluegills,
I caught a huge snag,
I don't like to brag,
It was a big platypus with two bills.


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Thursday, January 18, 2024

ZOMBIE CAREER ADVICE FOR DUMMIES VOLUME I

If you want to be a Zombie, you see a dentist first,
Without two good rows of teeth, your Zombie career is burst,
Your teeth must bite, tear and rip,
Even though the blood might drip,
Remember to eat those moist, tender brains, they will quench your thirst.

Tuesday, January 2, 2024

JIMMY THE WEREWOLF LIMERICK

Jimmy the werewolf eats only toes off of feet,
His diet is strictly eating toe meat,
He loves chewing toe bone,
If it hurts, just make a loud moan,
Don't run or, he'll put teeth to your seat.

Monday, January 1, 2024

THE HATCHING OF KAYZEARS THE DRAGON

Kayzears the dragon popped out of an egg,
As soon as she popped, she ate my left leg,
The kids hid in a box,
Kayzears was smart as a fox,
After snacking on children, she scarfed down my wife Peg.

Tuesday, December 26, 2023

THE WERECOYOTE

A werecoyote has come along,
So, I wrote a werecoyote song,
He was my best friend Mat,
Then he ate my tom cat,
A werecoyote is a critter that's just wrong.

Friday, December 8, 2023

WHEN I MET AN AMOEBA MONSTER LIMERICK

I had a really bad, bad fright,
It was a weird monster I met one night,
It was a green Amoeba,
It's name was Reba,
I think my eyeballs weren't screwed in right. 


Monday, October 23, 2023

WEREWOLF WAITING

There was a werewolf waiting up in an oak tree,
He was waiting there for hours, just for me,
He jumped down on my head,
Made me feel half dead,
Then he took off saying, he had to go pee.


Sunday, October 15, 2023

THE YETI AND THE BANNANA

I looked out my train window, and saw a big yeti suit,
I think it was a guy, but it ran when the train went, "TOOT",
It ran into a chicken coup,
Could not see it, oh gosh, darn poop,
Out it came with a beer can, eating a banana fruit.