CRUSHED DREAMS OF THE CELLIST

My cello was run over by a sports car,

It's destroyed, now I won't be a cellist star,

I thought it wouldn't get injured,

So it was never insured,

I went from concerts, to tending a dive bar.

I VOTE TO SNOOZE.

To see how the candidates rate,👀

I stayed up to watch them debate,🍺

But I got really tired,😴

And my wait time expired,🚽

A snooze was my debate night fate.💤💤💤💤💤💤