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Showing posts with label restaurant. Show all posts
Showing posts with label restaurant. Show all posts

Wednesday, September 11, 2024




The family wanted me to treat,
By paying for a burger-fries eat,
But they are full of vicious deceit,
They never can lift the toilet seat,
So no to treat of taters and meat.  

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Friday, May 3, 2024

MOZART'S TOOT AND SUPPER

I went to see the Magic Flute,
It's a nice, catchy Mozart toot,
When I left, I stoped to eat,
The food smelled like fungal feet,
Then, I barfed upon my suit.

Wednesday, December 28, 2022

REVENGE IS BEST SERVED SALTY

The kitchen boss called me a stup,
A certified nincompoop,
That made me so mad,
I done a real bad,
I poured too much salt into the soup.




Sunday, April 10, 2022

THE RESTAURANT DISHWAHSING SNAILS LIMERICK

Owning a restaurant was one of Joan's greatest wishes,

Now that she owns one she hates washing dishes,

On cleaning dishes she fails,

So, she picked up some snails,

The snails clean but, they leave behind gooey squishes.

 

Wednesday, December 29, 2021

I WANTED TO GET ME SOME MEATS

I was tired of rice and beans as my primary eats,
So I went to a fast burger place to get me some meats,
But the burgers were so rare,
They weren't even there,
I guess the burger maker had sampled some treats.