tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27847135262207623582024-03-18T20:12:38.384-04:00LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin BrandtUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger4290125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2784713526220762358.post-24492970716972425492024-03-18T20:11:00.001-04:002024-03-18T20:11:56.090-04:00JUST EAT, DON'T THINKDon was so poorly educated, he could not tie his shoes,<div>He did not know colors, confusing yellows, reds and blues </div><div>But Don knew how to eat,</div><div>Lots of starch and fatty meat,</div><div>When Don finished licking his plate, more helpings he would choose.</div><div><br /><script type="text/javascript">
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<span style="font-size: large;">He made small crimes sound like a whale,</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">He would sing like a bird,</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">But no one ever heard,</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">They ignored his constant regale.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Pointy Fingers was a nasty tattletale,</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">He snitched on his friends and made them all bail,</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">He was not confidence bound,</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">So, he was not welcomed around,</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">If he was seen coming in the other directions they'd sail.</span><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;">PP122921</span></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2784713526220762358.post-86717342943497895012024-03-18T16:00:00.001-04:002024-03-18T16:00:00.346-04:00GASSY SNOWMAN PART ONEI put beans in my snowman, to see if he would get gassy and grow,<script type="text/javascript">
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<span style="font-size: large;">But, something was wrong with the blower,</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">Then, my snow shovel broke,</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">And, my old car wouldn’t choke,</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">To work I’ll hire someone to tow her.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">I got to work when it snows,</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">Or, my future will get a hose,</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">I'll be fired late today,</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">When the boss calls in his say,</span><br /><span style="font-size: large;">From Hawaii where, he warms his toes.</span><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;">111722<br /></span><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div></div></div></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2784713526220762358.post-67941239546819399272024-03-18T04:21:00.003-04:002024-03-18T04:21:48.010-04:00TURDS, NO WORDS, HOT TEA AND BIRDSI got out my teacup, and in it were ten black mousey turds,<div>I needed drink for sup, and the little turds overtook all words,</div><div>I bleached out my soiled cup,</div><div>Had it lick cleaned by my pup,</div><div>Then I made real hot tea, and ate a can of roast chicken birds.</div><div><br /><script type="text/javascript">
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They do not live but, haunt our dreams,<br />
Of their kills they keep no tallies,<br />Terror and bloodlust are their themes,<br />
<br />
What sharpened hooks that bleed our necks,<br />
That takes in life and exhale death,<br />
No mortal signs can craft a hex,<br />
To save our blood and human breath,<br />
<br />
The vampires have a certain need,<br />
Though they have immortal powers,<br />
To quench their thirst they make us bleed,<br />
Until eternal sleep is ours.<div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>21621<br /><div><br /></div><div><br /><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div></div></div></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2784713526220762358.post-4978395369973978772024-03-17T15:30:00.001-04:002024-03-17T15:30:00.293-04:00SEVEN MINUTES TO READYI get up and get me ready for work,<script type="text/javascript">
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For those going to resorts were all chill pill needy,<br />
But, they brought with them lots of cash,<br />
To fix their rides after a crash,<br />
And, have money left to stay at someplace not too seedy.<div><br /></div><div>52922<br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Time to rehearse the July forth marching band,</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">While the drums bang away,</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">Tubas ompah all day,</span><br /><span style="font-size: large;">The trumpets fanfare on command.</span><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;">7223<br /></span>
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<div>
For you the world is all right,</div>
<div>
Your family is all kisses and hugs,</div>
<div>
For they don't have issues with bugs,<br />
Like my walls caving in overnight.</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>5520</div><div>
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2784713526220762358.post-23842461367631047582024-03-15T21:55:00.001-04:002024-03-15T21:55:32.600-04:00AR AND THE ATTACK OF THE HEMORRHOIDS I have a Doberman dog, I named, Atomic Richie,<script type="text/javascript">
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A big fish bit without warning,<br />
He struck with such wrath,<br />
I fell in for a bath,<br />
Now salmon fishing, I'm scorning.<div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>5121</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2784713526220762358.post-28289436445096142072024-03-14T07:00:00.001-04:002024-03-14T07:00:00.241-04:00TWINKLE, TWINKLE, STAR GO DIEThere was a little star that twinkled, in the North, March sky,<script type="text/javascript">
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<span style="font-size: large;">Everyone disliked it but he seemed not to care,</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">One day while all alone,</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">Amadeus began to moan,</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">Pining for friends that just were not there.</span><div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size: large;">122814<br /></span>
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</script><div>Everywhere the Captain went, he brought along his crew,</div><div>One night drinking on planet Mars,</div><div>They all got in fights at the bars,</div><div>They woke next day in a jail cell, all drenched in puke and poo.</div><div><br /></div><div>31224</div><div><br /></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2784713526220762358.post-25753422457858481272024-03-12T22:14:00.002-04:002024-03-12T22:14:44.245-04:00BARRY OWNS A BEASTIEBarry owns a beastie and Barry named him Little Lee,<script type="text/javascript">
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</script><div>Barry found Little Lee in the swamps, eating tic and flea,</div><div>Do not know where to begin,</div><div>Barry now has clean, nice skin,</div><div>The beastie keeps Barry clean; clings to Barry like a tree.</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0