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Showing posts with label Transportation. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Transportation. Show all posts

Monday, August 12, 2024

YOU BROKE MY BACKSEAT

I have a bicycle built for two,
Of course, my backseat broke off on you,
Because you nag talk,
I'll just let you walk,
And I'll bike away, beyond your view.

Wednesday, July 10, 2024

I MOTORBIKE: FRUIT AND SPLATTER

I bought a little motorbike, so I could journey into town,
The flying bugs splat me in the face, and that makes me have a frown,
In town, my face gets a quick wipe,
I buy fresh fruit that is just ripe,
I soon travel back to my home, the bug splatter won't keep me down.


Wednesday, May 29, 2024

THE PIXIE TRANSPORTATION PROBLEM

There was a little pixie named Mike,
He traveled my porch riding a bike,
Riding bike was the sin,
That caused the porch to cave in,
Now when Mike goes anywhere, he must hike.

Friday, March 8, 2024

YOU CAN WADDLE FOR FREE

My bicycle got ran over by a big truck,
A good fix would cost me many a saw buck,
My bike's in the trash,
I saved lots of cash,
Now I just walk, more like waddle, like a duck.




Wednesday, February 21, 2024

MANGE PUT WORK OUT OF RANGE

I played with my quite doggy, and I caught a case of mange,
Then when I went to work, people looked at me real strange,
Someone made a big fuss,
I got kicked off the bus,
Unfortunately, my work was beyond my walking range.

Tuesday, November 7, 2023

SEASONS FREEZE

When the winter cold, frostbites the frail bones,
And makes fingers ache, that tap on iPhones,
When a missed homeward ride,
Means a slow walk outside,
And one sleepless night of coughing and moans.


Monday, October 16, 2023

THE LIGHTNING STRIKE AND MY WHEELS

There was a blasted lightning strike,
It blew apart my motorbike,
I didn't at all care, 
I had one to spare,
It has three wheels, and called a trike.

Thursday, July 6, 2023

I FELT OK UNTIL THE CLOWN

I decided to ride my motor scooter into town,
But I went way too slow, and I quickly got run down,
The first car really hurt,
The second caused blood squirt,
Then I was run over by a semi, driven by some clown.


Thursday, May 27, 2021

PICKUP RELIABILITY

My old pickup truck, it runs like flirtin',
It takes you so far but, that's not for certain,
It has starts and stops,
It booms, farts and, pops,
If you needs be someplace, you're hurtin',