THE DINGY DONKEY POLITICAL LIMERICK

The dingy donkey had its say,
It kicked and he-hawed until we gave it it’s way,
Now we have to starve,
So steak the donkey can carve,
And serve to elephants and donkeys that pay.

A LIMERICK MADE A BANKER LOOK BAD

A limerick made a banker look bad,
But, the banker got even not mad,
He took the Limerick man’s house,
Bankrupted his spouse,
Now, the Limerick man’s homeless and sad.

THE TALL SHIP SARAH SUE PART I

There was a tall ship named Sarah Sue,
It set sail upon the Great Lakes true,
It carried copper and gold,
And silver I'm told,
It rolled on the waves white and blue.

THE EMPIRE CALLED ROME LIMERICK

There once was an empire called Rome,
It was far, Far East of our home,
It was an empire,
Then it caught on fire,
It melted like it was Styrofoam.