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Showing posts with label travel. Show all posts
Showing posts with label travel. Show all posts

Wednesday, February 28, 2024

MY SPACE TRAVEL ADVENTURE

I was in my spacecraft, traveling at the speed of light,
I should have installed some headlamps, so I could see at night,
I ran into a saber-toothed space-bear,
Cracked open my ship, and leaked out my air,
Space bear will eat me, and I do not think it is alright.


Monday, February 19, 2024

THE GHOSTED TIME TRAVELERS

On my brand new time-ship, everything went all blurry,
As some particles slowed, others started to hurry,
I felt my particles collide,
Pretty sure we all died,
At least now that I am dead, I don't have to worry.

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MY SPACESHIP CRASHED, AGAIN

Because I used repurposed tin,
My spaceship fell apart again,
No trip out to Mars,
Let alone the stars,
A crashing spaceship is no win.

Wednesday, February 14, 2024

I LOVE NEWBURY CHOCOLATES

I drove on up to Newbury to purchase some chocolate treats,
They make chocolate the old fashioned way; they mix it with their feets,
Their chocolates smell so fine,
Matching vapors in port wine,
There are lots of free chocolate samples; I eats, and eats, and eats.


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Friday, February 2, 2024

ON THE COMPANY DIME, MARS WAS A GOOD TIME

I rode a great big spaceship all the way to Mars,
To write an article on their electric cars,
I went to my Martian hotel,
To rest there for a little spell,
Then I went out to the Martian nightclubs and bars.


Friday, January 26, 2024

TOO LATE FOR TEA WITH TUT, OH MY

I had a little time-ship, but the door got stuck tight shut,
I could not get outside to meet the king we know as Tut,
I used my brand new space crowbar,
But when I got the door ajar,
King Tut had been all mummified, along with his dog, Mutt.  

Friday, December 29, 2023

JIM WILL BE SQUATTING WITHOUT ANY BLUE BALLS.

Jim is just a squatter on this little blue ball, earth,
Jim squats, and squats, and squats, and grows a bigger girth, 
One day Jim will galaxy away,
Where there's mean, Jim will not stay,
Then Jim will squat again, just like a brand new birth.


Thursday, December 14, 2023

I WON'T BE HOME FOR CHRISTMAS

I checked the long range forecast, and it does not look very fine,
I won't be home again for Christmas, and this makes it number nine,
I'll miss the spiral ham,
Glazed by grandma Bam,
And grandpa Bam is severely old, and his health in steep decline.



Tuesday, November 28, 2023

THE TWEEN

In a blinky of one big eye,
A thousand years go bye, bye, bye,
I feel just that old,
And look it, I'm told,
I just turned 12, and wonder why?



Saturday, October 21, 2023

SPACE MONSTERS CAN HURT

There's a monster outside my spaceship, and he is from cold, deep space,
I think he wants to eat me, or maybe mess up real bad, my face,
He has long, sharp teeth, to bite,
Long claws to scratch out my sight,
I am wishing right now, I was way back home, by my fireplace.

Wednesday, October 4, 2023

MY LAGOON PONTOON

I decided to navigate some lagoons,
So, on my new sports car I rigged some pontoons,
The plan was going my way,
Until, I got to a bay,
I found that the bottom was formed like sand dunes.


Thursday, August 24, 2023

THE GOOD EARTH IS FLAT?

If our planet is flat like a board,
One could reap a substantial reward,
For a vacation that's cheap,
One just digs extra deep,
It beats driving all day in mom's Ford.

Sunday, August 13, 2023

PLANET TERRA POX DEPARTED

Jack went to the planet Terra Pox, and Jack got very sick
I think it was the tasty lox, that laid Jack down so quick,
Jack's belly gurgled, and up sprayed green,
I think I saw a piece of spleen,
We put Jack's bod in a box, marked the grave with a bent stick.


Friday, July 14, 2023

MONTREAL VACATION

I went to Montreal to see the buildings and the beautiful sites,
But I had trouble speaking French, because I lack some brights,
At restaurants, I felt despair,
For food and drink, I had just air,
Next time I go to Montreal, with an interpreter I'll get the tights. 

Thursday, June 29, 2023

I CHURNED THROUGH SPACE AND TIME; NOW I'M IN JAIL, AGAIN

I went churning through space and time,
To find me the best limerick rhyme,
Didn't know why they'd care,
But police were everywhere,
Seems space-time churning is considered a crime.

Wednesday, June 28, 2023

YOU CAN TRAVEL ACROSS OUTER SPACE, AND STILL FIND SAND IN YOUR SHORTS

I blasted upward in my spaceship to visit off-planet land,
However, everywhere I went I found nothing, but deep sand,
Then far out among the stars,
Was a planet sim to ours,
With stone mountains and water valleys, called "grand".

Wednesday, March 29, 2023

WHAT I DO BEST? I MAKE BOOM!

I built a huge rocket and flew it to Mars,
It never got there, but blew up and made stars,
They were all very shinny,
Did not last; just too tiny,
I guess I'll stick to building exploding cars.

Monday, March 20, 2023

SMELLY PEOPLE MAKE PEOPLE SNEEZE

Our flight was delayed by 29 hours,
Nobody could get to any showers,
When everyone sneezed,
The entire planed wheezed,
Then we landed in somebody's flowers. 


Sunday, May 8, 2022

I FOUND MUM ON MOTHER'S DAY

I was an orphan; didn't know from whence I come,
On Mother's Day, I felt very glum,
So I traveled far,
To find a parental star,
I went clear to Egypt to find me a mum.

Saturday, May 7, 2022

Cleaning One's Clock With A Dock Limerick

Barney traveled upriver in a fancy canoe,
He traveled real fast, because the canoe was brand new,
But he ran into a dock,
And that cleaned his clock,
The dock was damaged, and the owner did sue.