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Showing posts with label flagellation. Show all posts
Showing posts with label flagellation. Show all posts

Tuesday, November 12, 2024

THE CHOIR WITH THE BIG BANG

Benny sang soloist in a choir gang,
Benny ate too many beans, before he sang,
As Benny's britches rang and rang,
The choir master said, "Oh, dang",
Benny's solo ended, with a great big "Bang!".

Sunday, October 6, 2024

MY PARTY, THE ENEMY AND I FLEE

In a small cave I threw a nice party,
Then shows up, my worst enemy, Marty,
Marty drinks our mixed juice,
Then mean Marty lets loose,
Driving us from the cave with his farty.

Friday, July 26, 2024

HUMAN BEANS

They said I should act more like a human bean,
I thought that comment was very crass and mean,
At any party,
Beans make one farty,
Then future party invites, are never seen.


Wednesday, December 20, 2023

HERMES: HEARTS AND SMELLS

Hermes loved the Poe story of "The Tell Tale Heart",
Unfortunately with Hermes, he had a tell tale fart,
And, just wouldn't you know,
The sound of farts would grow,
The sound was ever increasing, bringing Hermes regret and woe.

Monday, May 15, 2023

CRACKING PORCELAIN

It was cold in the morning, so Ben boiled some rice,
To give it good flavor, Ben buttered it twice,
To give his bowels some torque,
Ben added cans of beans and pork,
Ben spent the day exploding on his toilet device.

Wednesday, June 29, 2022

THE DAN WHO FARTED

My name is Dan,
Because I'm a man,
I eat beans from a can,
And eggs from a pan,
From the house, I got a ban.

Saturday, November 27, 2021

THE PORCELAIN AND RON'S ALMOND NUTS

Ron wanted some peanuts to eat on today,
But, a bag full of almonds sat in the way
So, on the almonds Ron did feast,
Till Ron gassed up like a beast,
Then, the porcelain in the bathroom had to pay.

Tuesday, November 2, 2021

GRIEF FROM THE BEEF

I bought my family a big piece of beef,
Didn't know it would bring them constipation relief,
They used the stocks of toilet paper,
Painted porcelain, made bad vapor,
Clearance slimy beef is not worth the great grief.