PROGNOSIS GRIM TREE TRIMMER

I climbed up into a tree that needed a trim,

It would have been fine if I had been slim

But, so frail was the tree, 

It fell over on me,

The doc said my prognosis was grim.😳

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FOOD, RENT, FREEZE: CAPITALIZM ON MY KNEES

The high prices for groceries is appalling,🧀🍖🍗🍅🍻🍩🍕

I need those prices to start falling,📉

From email I hear voices,📬💻📲

Demanding I make choices,🎰🎲🃏

With bills and rent I just can't keep on stalling.🚽⏳

ENCOUNTER WITH THE UNDERWARE BEAR

I caught a great big bear,🐻

Trying on my underware,👙

Usually, I would not care,🖖

But, his big bottom made a tear,〰〽〰

I'll have to buy me a new pair.🍐

I PICK THE UNIVERSE OF THE YOUNG

Another universe I found this day,

Where all are young and young they'll stay,

I've become a resident of that ageless verse,

And, I've said goodbye to the age-death curse,

I know many think it morally wrong,

They celebrate lifes end with a teary song,

They may etch our symbols on some stones,

Then, let us rot or burn our bones,

For many can't admit the obvious truth,

That being old ain't as good as having youth,

Call me crazy, call me sick,

But, eternal youth is what I pick,