MELVIN THE HORSE BANKER-Limereick

Melvin the horse was extremely crazy indeed,
He sold hen houses to chickens for chicken feed,
He got them great loans,
They couldn't pick chicken bones,
But, the fine print is what they should have tried to read

Melvin the horse sold loans with a variable rate,
Things went really well until such and such a date,
Because borrowers took a snooze,
In the end they just had to loose,
Homeless and broke is a really terrible fate.

EVIL BANKERS

I went to my banker when I lost all my money,
He said that in his world everything looked real sunny,
He said with regret,
He had more to beget,
From stupid people he thought were so funny.