MARCH IS THE MONTH WHERE WINTER BECOMES SPRING?

March is the month where winter becomes spring?
Wow, somebody's brain has had a bit of denting,
So how is it warm?
When all it does is snow storm,
Please, forgive my sarcastic venting.

 

TODAY WE ALL TAKE A LEAP

Today is the day we all take a leap,
We have to when the snow is knee deep,
Leap years make winters so long,
Adding a winter day is just wrong,
All I can say is Bleep!, Bleep!, Bleep!, Bleep!!!

TOMORROW IS A LEAP YEAR DAY

Tomorrow is a Leap Year day,
Where I leap I cannot say,
Maybe in my apartment I will stay,
It’s supposed to snow almost until May.

SANDY WAS A SICK DRUNKEN GIRL WHO DONE WELL

There once was a bad girl named Sandy,
She liked to mix her beer, scotch and brandy,
But, she was always a  sicky,
All the boys  thought she was icky,
She was thin so she married an old billionaire named Andy.