TATERS LEAVE A TRAIL OF PANS

Everyday, it is fried taters in the morning, and a fry pan in the big sink,

Now, my sink is so full of fry pans, I can't maneuver a glass around for a drink,

Doing dishes?  I'm on a delay,

It's complete length?  I cannot yet, say,

Maybe I'll move to another apartment, and start a new fry pan pile, wink, wink.

I INVENTED THIN MEATS

I had a short vlog and I named him, Tim,

It showed how to use a Jungle Gym,

I made so much new money, 

I bought a wife, named Bunny,

I invented meat sticks, ones that are thin.

THE LIFE AND TIMES OF RANDY SHORT BEARD

Randy's beard was too short, so they sent him away,

To the tribe of short beards, who work with the clay,

Randy painted clay pots,

With big dark, purple spots,

That is what Randy did, until his dying day.

MARCHING BAND TIME

The hometown band was marching extremely, way crazy fast,

Their scheduled halftime show, would surly, not properly last,

The drum major slowed them all down,

Twirling his baton up and down,

That performance, everyone was glad, was in the past.

WHEN I FACE KELLY, I HAVE PAIN

Sugarcane Kelly eats only the finest, sugarcane,

She always claims it helps to feed her, growing, supreme brain,

I fed her saccharine sweets,

On my face, her fists, she beats,

Kelly's brain stoped growing, but my face has increasing pain.

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THE FOUR CHICKENS IN THE SEA

Four little chickens were swimming in the blue sea,

One got a cramped leg, it drowned, then there were just three,

When a monster swallowed two,

The fourth chicken paddled through,

The last swimming chicken, got home to New Guinea.

SIXTY BUGS MAKES STEW

It takes sixty bugs to make bubble bug stew,

You can add a few more, like the Pilgrims do,

Sea salt, to preferred taste,

Won't add pounds to the waist,

Add a few potatoes, and it's woo, woo woo. 

DICK AND HIS VOW

I had a jubilant green dragon, named Dick,

He would guzzle colas until he got sick,

Dick.vowed to give up the drink,

While puking in the clean sink,

The next day, Dick forgot his vow really quick.

I'M DEMOTED FROM HUSBAND TO JUST A GUEST

My fabulous little wife, is named Leigh,

She sat me down under a weeping tree

She built a guest house for me,

Told me that's where I must be

Except on Tuesdays, we might meet for tea.

TOILETS FOR THE BEASTS WITH SCALES

Way down at the very bottom of the great blue bay,

The fish installed some potties, to send their poop away,

It's good for fishes, and me, and you,

It makes the bay a shiny, true blue,

Best of all, the rich tourist are prolonging their stay.

THE MANY MONSTERS OF FRANKLIN FRITZ

There were many powerful monsters, made by Franklin Fritz,

He created them from scratch, out of human, itsy bits,

His designs, won many awards,

Award money he put towards,

Building an army of monsters, their power based on hits.

THE ANGEL BEAST

The smoky fires in Canada, have clouded my rural store,

I don't sell much here, except pop, smokes, chips and my stories of lore,

I tell tourists of the angel beast,

While perched on smoke clouds, he picks his feast,

Tourists filled with my smokes, chips and pop, are the ones he picks, the least.

I AM A MASTER CHEF?

I roasted a chicken, after I stuffed it with garbanzo beans,

I sauteed the chicken with fish juice, from expired, canned sardines,

I cooked it for an hour,

Served it at a baby shower,

Then I served a side dish salad, with pickled eggs and turnip greens.

I REPURPOSE MY TOILET WATER

My toilet only drains, when the bad water falls over the sides,

The soaked floorboards caved to the basement, now downward a river rides,

You live, and you may learn,

At least, my home won't burn,

My basement is my swimming pool; hope the wastes wash out with the tides.

A CANNED CLAM STORY

I got up from my nap and I'm tired, well, well,

I've got to make supper and ring the dinner bell,

What we're having today,

Are canned clams from a bay,

I will garnish the clams and plate them for display.

YELLOW SWEET BELLS

My sweet bell peppers, did not get very  big,

Most of the root was ate by my portly pig,

Like real lemon Jello,

My peppers were yellow,

The color reminds me of ma's Kmart wig.

MY FOOD, LIKE MY MIND, IS SIMPLE

My grocery cart was full of real cinnamon, thin sticks,

Used for flavoring cocoa, and occasional, tongue licks,

What is the big deal?

With planning a meal?

Meals are a fantastic, big easy, with my simple picks.