THE FEDS, MY FAMILY AND ME

I got home just in time to take my meds,

But, they were confiscated by the Feds,

My family accused of being reds,

Now, we sleep in cages on bunk beds.

RICH GOT A LITTLE TINY PRICK

Rich got a little tiny prick,

When the doctor said that he was sick,

The needle was long,

 It felt painful and wrong,

But, felt better with a big kissy lick.

VEGAN NACHO TOMATO PASTE

My friend Carey gave me some vegan nacho tomato paste,

She made it from scrapings from her yard, garden waste,

I don't know what her yard, garden grows,

But, it ran out my nose,

And, left me with a rotten veggie, bitter fungal yard taste.