CURE FOR AN UNUSUAL ITCH ON THE DOG

I have an unusual dog, 

I named her the Polliwog,

She done swum in the ditch,

Got a real awful itch,

So, I mud-packed her in a frog bog.

 

Polliwog Epilogue

Cured The Ditch Itch On The Bitch

THE BEAR SQUIRREL

My friend looks like a big bear and thinks like a dumb squirrel,

He forgets where he puts things like, the thing that makes his hair curl,

He remembers stuff wrong,

Like the words to a song,

And, clams give him the runs and the hurls.

SOUR DRINK HAIKU

Lemons, sour tea,

Sour Milk, Sour Coffee,

Whiskey sour, tears.

Top Down, Bottoms Up And, It's Over

Kyler and Roxy were happy soul mates,

They found it out at work, on dates,

A decaying love is a loss,

Covered quickly with green moss,

Red hot tempers would seal their fates.

I WONDERED, WHERE'S MY PARLOR

I wondered where my parlor was,
So, I searched my house with a double look,
But, I never found where the parlor was,
Although, I did find a little nook,

I called in a construction expert,
To show me my parlor's spot,
He said drive stakes in my yard's dirt,
Because a parlor I have not,

The expert said he'd build me one,
Just off the entryway,
But, money I have none,
So, the expert would not stay,

Now, I sit upon my porch out front,
Dreaming of the parlor that would never be,
But, one thing came from my parlor hunt,
I gained a nook and the price was free.

TYRANT ORANGE

When Donny was a little orange, he dreamed of a future day,

When Donny would be president and, have scary things to say,

He would threaten persons near and far,

And, be all bullies rising star,

But, he made too many people mad so, Donny went away.

Rugs and bugs and it's a new pillow for me

My pillow ended up way down on the floor,

I didn't hear it fall because I loud snore,

Now, My pillow is all full of bugs,

From my seldom cleaned rugs,

So, I'll buy a new pillow when I go to the store.