NICE SPOONING, PHIL

Phillip Sparkle played some old giddy, show tunes,

On his brand new set of silver plated spoons,

He played most of the day,

Till sunshine went away,

Then Phil ate a plate full of sweet macaroons.

ZEBRA APPLE PEE AIN'T FOR ME

I looked out my back window and I did see,

A zebra eating fruit from my apple tree,

He then sprayed the a-tree,

With gallons of z-pee,

I couldn't eat those apples, I just sipped my tea.

MURPHY HAS A GLOW

Mr. Murphy has a unique nose,

Although he's fifty, it still grows,

At a boxing event,

He got his big nose bent,

And after the pub, his nose glows.

THE PIXIE TRANSPORTATION PROBLEM

There was a little pixie named Mike,

He traveled my porch riding a bike,

Riding bike was the sin,

That caused the porch to cave in,

Now when Mike goes anywhere, he must hike.

UN-RETIREMENT

I once retired,

Soon in debt, I mired,

The kids, food they required,

A really warm home, I desired,

Back working, caffeinated and wired.

THE CHURCH MOUSE ATTACK

The mouse fell from the church ceiling onto my back,

It squeaked really loud, and gave a big heart attack,

I got whisked straight away,

For a hospital stay,

Although, funds and health insurance, I sadly lack.