I FELT SOMETHING SQUISHY BETWEEN MY TOES LIMERICK

Something squished between my toes,
And, then a scent rose up my nose,
The dog from next door,
Soiled on my deck floor,
What’s more, I couldn’t find my hose.

THE LIGHT SABER NAMED LARRY

There was a light saber named Larry,
He married a phase blaster named Sherry,
When they had a son,
He was the top gun,
He had a blast and a great lazar parry.