MY HAMBURGER SHOULD MAKE ANIMAL SOUNDS

Outdoor grilled hamburgers should be almost, living tissue,

Always, when they are over grilled, that becomes an issue,

Just give a flip and a flop,

Grill marks, both bottom and top,

If you overcook my burger, bad things I will wish you.

THE VEGGIE BURGER

I bit into a big bun hamburger, but no beef was there,

I like tasting cow blood; I like my hamburger, living rare,

The burger was a veggie,

I became a tad edgy,

I threw the burger on the ground, and people gave me a stare.

EYE HOLE DIGGERS

Some ticks fell down from the heavenly, blue sky,

They fell from the dead willow tree; oh dear, my,

I ran to my hotrod,

But, no use was my bod,

I was blind, because they dug holes in each eye.

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