I WENT SNOWBOARDING AND RAN OUT OF SNOW

I went snowboarding and ran out of snow,

I then started plunging to the earth far below,

Looks like my snowboard season is done,

I've completely run out of fun,

Coming back next season I don't know.

HOW TO MAKE LIMERICK PIE

In order to make limerick pie,
You must kiss a tadpole on the eye,
There’s rhyme but, no reason,
They are for the ear pleasin’
It’s stupid so just don’t ask why?

THERE ONCE WAS A LIMERICK WRITER NAMED ROY LIMERICK

There once was a limerick writer named Roy,
He thought he was a real limerick boy,
But, the odd topics he chose,
Along with nonsensical prose,
Gave no one any laughter or insight or joy.