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Wednesday, September 11, 2024
The family wanted me to treat,
By paying for a burger-fries eat,
But they are full of vicious deceit,
They never can lift the toilet seat,
So no to treat of taters and meat.
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Monday, June 24, 2024
THE HORRIBLE NAIL MAN
Because of my horrible neighbor, Pat,
My four car tires went completely flat,
He took a long, steely nail,
Gave each tire an impale,
Now I can't get my groceries, oh drat.
Saturday, February 3, 2024
WOLVES OF THE DRUID
There are these big, vicious wolves called alpha-males,
When I feed them people, the wolves wag their tails,
I'm a druid in the woods,
I feed wolves Red Ridding Hoods,
After dinner they sing in their howls and wails.
Sunday, November 5, 2023
THE GOOD DOGGIE GOT THE BAD MAN
There was a man named Johnson, his favorite number was 666.
Johnson was so very mean, he hugged his love with 2 sharp ice picks,
One day Johnson sounded a 3 alarm,
When a dog named Patches, bit Johnson's arm,
Johnson tried to torment and tease the dog, when they played fetch the sticks.
Tuesday, October 3, 2023
THERE WAS A NASTY MAN
There was a nasty man, he was so really mean,
He'd spit tobacco chaw on his only friend, Dean,
But, Dean developed a master plan,
He took nasty man to dentist, Dan,
Nasty man got nice, once his dentures felt real clean.
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