FALL, BEES AND TREES

The sun sank down and burned up the Autumn, red trees,

That made birdies chirp, and it stirred up the sweet bees,

The bees moved their caramel honey,

It was the source of their big money,

The birds chirped new music, and raised subscriber fees.

IMPORTED BEER AND HOMEGROWN DAISIES

I grow monster daisies in the valley,

I feed them to a giant named, Sally,

Sally, also wants beer,

I cannot make beer here,

I import it through my friend, Dilly Dally.

THE BIG BOOMER BRAIN

Jimmy was a Boomer, and fell for every scam and trick,

He couldn't discern lies from truth, because his mind didn't work, too quick,

He bought lake lots, along a ditch,

Underwear, that caused an itch,

Jimmy bought a soda pop brand, but the pop was chewy thick.

BOIL AND BUBBLE, THE SEPTIC TANK IS IN TROUBLE

It was sad when my septic eruption, fouled all my breathable air,

My memorial stone stated that I died from, "nose toxic despair",

If it's clear breathing you seek,

Country life you will find bleak,

For septic tanks overflow weekly, because they are clogged up with hair.

AFTER DEATH, I AM WITH MY PET

A hungry tiger escaped from the zoo,

He ate up my pretty, pet cow, named Moo, 

I feel really blue,

The cat ate me too,

I and my pet cow, became tiger poo.

IF YOU SEEK THE MEEK, THEY'LL FREAK

Hiding Henry came from the distant cold, snowy world called, Meek,

There, anonymity, is what every good Meeker, does seek,

The Meek great secret, all should know,

Is they like hiding, beneath snow,

If you see one when you shovel snow, don't linger, just give a peek.

THE TWO BIG TOES MYSTERY

Jimmy noticed on each foot, he had a big toe,

Where those toes came from, no one really seems to know,

He asked his real mom,

And his stepdad, Tom,

Jimmy even asked Santa, who replied, "Ho, Ho".

SCHOOL LUNCHES

I had some blue, cooked and canned tuna, and it tasted so bad,

Worse than that green venison, I ate so often, as a lad,

I could not keep either food down,

I had the face of a sad clown,

Mommy took me home from school, gave me toons, and a heating pad.

HARVEST OF THE DEEP WITH ME

Today I was taken directly to jail,

For possessing too many frogs in my pail,

I won't be back on the bay,

Until, next Saturday,

Then I will go diving for crawdads and snail.

WHEN A GOOD WOLF GOES BAD

A big, bad breathed, wolf walked arrogantly, into our school,

When the bad wolf ate the gym teacher, we kids thought it was cool,

Before we could boohoo, 

He ate all us kids, too,

Eating a teacher is one thing, but eating students is cruel.

THE CHOIRMASTER

I directed the local, township choir,

For each tunes perfection, I did aspire,

If the notes sounded extremely bad,

I sent email, with emoji, sad,

And did a check of each piano wire.

SCHOOL RENTALS

I wanted to buy some new shoes, but the tariffs were just too high,

Now I'll have to wear old shoes to school, and that makes baby cry,

Decided to rent a pair,

The disclaimer was a scare,

There's eggs left in shoes, by feet, that hatch into things that crawl and fly.

MARTIAN VACATION

After cataloging five trillion stars,

I took a short vacation on Mars,

On Mars, the air is no good,

There's no native, growing wood,

Very hard for a road trip, without any cars..

I THINK MY AI MIGHT BE MEAN

I am a program for AI, and I am very smart,

That's why people put me in their online, digital cart,

If your payment method is true,

I will be quickly shared with you,

Then you can chat with me, be you a kid, or some old fart.