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Showing posts with label Animal. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Animal. Show all posts

Sunday, March 30, 2025

FEED THE COWS

I grow some corn to feed my cows, along with alfalfa hay,
I make sure to feed all of my cows, on each and every day,
Once all my cows are fully filled,
I drink a pop that's chilly chilled,
I relax and wait for slaughter trucks, to truck my cows away.

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Saturday, February 22, 2025

BAD LUCK UNCLE LEE

My Uncle Lee has been acting very weirdo, strange,
Ever since Uncle got that slight case of doggy mange,
He also caught a pox, 
While confined in detox,
He's also lost his savings, playing the stock exchange. 

Tuesday, February 18, 2025

WARNING: NOT ALL BIRDS LAY EGGS

I wanted to have daily, fresh eggs for family treats,
I went to the pet store, and  bought a pair of parakeets,
The two birds, I did beg,
Didn't lay one single egg,
Then I see both birds are male, according to the receipts.


Friday, January 31, 2025

MY KID THE CHEF, NOT

I thought I was eating some really fine, stringy noodles,
Turns out, I was slurping the hairs of my little poodles,
I didn't have a hunch,
My kid made my lunch,
I should have opted for two blueberry, toaster strudels.

Sunday, January 26, 2025

THE COW THAT BITES FOR RIGHTS

Karen the mad cow, she always bites,
Anyone she observes wearing tights,
It's offensive to her,
If you are not wearing fur,
It's like trampling on her bovine rights.

Thursday, January 16, 2025

BAD LUCK FOR THE PRETTY CHICKEN

For a chicken meal, I went out to a farm,
I bought a live chicken, intending it harm,
Her beautiful name was Grace,
I took her back to my place,
She fed my face; I guess she had some bad Karm.

Thursday, January 2, 2025

WEIRD-WOLF OF DETROIT

I'm accused of not being sensitive, not sensitive at all,
I make people uncomfortable, just by strolling through a mall,
I never comb my hair, 
Stink like a forest bear,
There's times I'll just squat down howling, thus doing my werewolf call.

Monday, November 25, 2024

THE HUNTER AND THE GATHERER.

I went blackberry picking, and dropped a blackberry upon the ground,
I bent over to pick up the berry, and heard a bear growling sound,
I screamed loud, and then got mauled,
For help, I forever called,
Then the bad bear bit into my bloodied arm, and dragged me all around.

Wednesday, October 16, 2024

THE SECRETS OF FABULOUS RANDY

Mr. Randy had a tailor too,
And a man who cut and stitched each shoe,
Dear, old Mrs. Fox,
Knitted Randy's socks,
His coat came from a cow that went "moo".


Wednesday, September 18, 2024

YOUNG DRAGON GRIDDLES

There is a fairly young dragon, who lives down by the big lake,
He lives in a cave made of clam shells, from his picnic clam bake,
Since nice, warm summer weather did pass,
Young dragon hooked his stove up to gas,
And fired up his griddle to fry a dragon sized pancake.



Sunday, April 14, 2024

THREE PINES AND ONE BAT CAMPGROUND

I went camping at a campground called, Three Pines and One Bat,
I saw the three dead pines, but worried, where was the bat at,
Then, ouch what the darn, heck?
 The bat vented my neck,
Out poured my blood, the dead pines turned green, I died where I sat.


Sunday, March 24, 2024

SNAPPING TURTLES WENT FOR MY TOES

I went swimming with the turtles, and what did I find?
Turtles like to snap toes off, which left me in a bind,
I would have drowned that day,
But a whale came my way,
The whale swam me to my home, because that whale was kind.

Tuesday, February 20, 2024

PIT AND THE GIT

Donny was a really mean, awful git,
Donny had a big bulldog, he called Pit,
Donny teased him with meat, 
But wouldn't let poor Pit eat,
Pit bit off Donny's buns, now he can't sit.

Sunday, December 24, 2023

ALL THAT BANGING MUST HURT

Johnny banged, and banged, and banged on the floor,
Johnny hurt his self, and he did it no more,
He calmed down real good,
He did just as he should,
Then David started bang, bang, banging the door.

Saturday, December 23, 2023

MY DELICIOUS CHRISTMAS GOAT CHEESE

Everyone loves my Christmas goat cheese,
I bring some to work each year, as a smell tease,
Sometimes it ain't right,
And, empties bowels overnight,
For my goats often have diarrhea disease.

Saturday, October 28, 2023

MAY THE DEAD CONCH REST IN PEACE

While looking for socks, I found me a conch shell under the bed,
Not sure how long it's been there, but I think the conch is long dead,
So I named its ghost, Freddy,
Hoped that death found it ready,
I promised to polish the shell up, and paint it barny red.

Wednesday, October 18, 2023

POLLIWOG, TO EAT OR PLAY FETCH WITH? THAT IS THE QUESTION

I walked on down to the pond, and there met Mr. Prince Charming,
He had invested his nest eggs into Polliwog farming,
It was just a terrible deal,
Polliwogs have no pet appeal,
As human food, they might look o.k., but their smells are alarming.


Friday, July 28, 2023

DULLES SMARTS ALONE

Dulles had an IQ over 180,
He could never find a best matey,
Humans would kiss and squirm,
Like a non-tactical worm,
Like the ones Dulles used for fish-baitey.

Sunday, June 4, 2023

POTTY WATTY THE BEAR

Potty Watty was a bear,
Potty Watty liked to share,
He shared his teeth,
With the rancher's beef,
And gave the herd of cows a scare.

Wednesday, May 3, 2023

FISHING WITH TOAD

I use to go fishing with Toad,
He had a boat, but on it, he owed,
Then real early one morn,
Before the deer left the corn,
The bank took the boat down the road.