THE LIGHT SABER NAMED LARRY

There was a light saber named Larry,
He married a phase blaster named Carrie,
When they had a son,
He was the top gun,
He had a blast and a great laser parry.

SISSY WROTE A LOVE SONG-LIMERICK

Sissy Wong wrote a love song but she just could not sing,
Sissy tried to sell her song and sang it on the wing,
So Sissy took on a partner,
In the voice of Tammy Gartner,
When Tammy's voice sang the register would ring.