It's Friday the Thirteenth and I can't win,
I'm being visited by a houseful of kin,
They devoured all my steaks,
Leaving me to eat just pancakes,
And, they drank all of my beer, wine, bourbon and gin.
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Wednesday, June 28, 2017
Monday, June 26, 2017
NO PAY NO STAY
Your rent you must always pay,
If you don‘t you‘ll be forced away,
Like my parents would always say,
“Remember son, no pay no stay.”
If you don‘t you‘ll be forced away,
Like my parents would always say,
“Remember son, no pay no stay.”
Sunday, June 25, 2017
JASON WAS THE LIMERICK KING
Jason was the limerick king,
He could rhyme about anything,
He was good with the rhyme,
But his time was a crime,
So he never had any bling.
JASON TRIED TO WRITE MUSIC VERSE
Jason tried to write music verse,
But, each revision sounded worse,
His love unrequited,
Got no one excited,
He became a registered nurse.
He could rhyme about anything,
He was good with the rhyme,
But his time was a crime,
So he never had any bling.
JASON TRIED TO WRITE MUSIC VERSE
Jason tried to write music verse,
But, each revision sounded worse,
His love unrequited,
Got no one excited,
He became a registered nurse.
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