THE BANKER NAMED MEL

There once was a banker named Mel,
He was known as the banker from hell,
He stole lots of money,
And thought it was funny,
He retired and lives very well.

THERE WAS A CONGRESSWOMAN NAMED BELLE

There was a Congresswoman named Belle,
She had plenty of favors to sell,
Lobbyists built her a house,
Gave a good job to her spouse,
Now Belle is set up for life quite well.