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Poverty
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Showing posts with label
Poverty
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Tuesday, November 12, 2024
American Cuisine, On The Road
I went out to scrape pavement, because I was hungry for sup,
Didn't know if the critter was a weasel, or someone's stray pup,
Too small for a bear,
Really, did not care,
Figured it would taste good mixed with noodles, and served in a cup.
Wednesday, August 28, 2024
MY STREET APARTMENT IS GONE
The crickets are still chirping, but the air has turned coughing cold,
I'd take me an apartment, but those affordable are sold,
I set up a tent,
While at work, it went,
A garbage truck took it far away, that is what I was told.
Sunday, July 28, 2024
MAKING STEW ON A BUDGET
I just got home, and I put on water for stew,
I put on some coffee, and I'm making that new,
I do not have any meat,
Or vegetables to eat,
My stew will have road salt, and some black pepper too
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Thursday, May 9, 2024
RICHIE HARD TIMES
He had a tic in his tock,
And, a big rock in his sock,
He spent everyday, listening to Rosy Land Bach,
His debts started to swell,
He had nothing to sell,
Now, he spends every evening at the Boys Club & Dock.
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Sunday, April 14, 2024
COUCH PANTS
Jimmy had pants made of real nice Naugahyde,
Only pair that exists, and I've never lied,
His mama was poor,
Couldn't shop at a store,
Made Jimmy's pants from a couch, sitting outside.
Tuesday, March 19, 2024
THE POOR HILLBILLY BILLY BLUES
I'm a hillbilly, and I really needs some more,
They call me Poor Billy, because I'm so dirt poor,
Never had no new shoes,
Or socks that came in two's,
I grew up eating dirt, because dirt was our floor.
Thursday, November 9, 2023
BAND KIDS ARE SNEAKY
I just ate some spoiled, real stringy string beans,
I bought them from band kids, who were in their mid-teens,
They need money for camp,
So they conned this old tramp,
I gave them dollars, so there went all of my greens.
Sunday, August 20, 2023
THE ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE LIMERICK
AI has replaced my wealth building, good job,
The unemployed are my new mates, with whom I hobnob,
I don't have a lot,
At the park, where I squat,
I pickup plastic for nickels, to eat canned corn off the cob.
Thursday, August 17, 2023
COLLEGE DEBT AND PIGS WITH WINGS
I went to the internet to see what I should buy,
I spent all my money, and that made me cry and cry,
Without money, life is cruel,
I have no money to go to school,
So, I took out a college loan, and I'll be broke until pigs fly
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Tuesday, July 18, 2023
TOUGH TIMES
When the groceries get gone and times get really hard,
Sometimes you eat supper from things found in the yard,
Sometimes you skip meat,
If there's no bugs to eat,
Sometimes you eat bark, if it's thin like a card.
Monday, May 15, 2023
ONE PERSON'S TOILET IS ANOTHER PERSONS...
Ed didn't know there were so many peasants, until Ed took a leak,
Ed found a hundred peasants, swimming in the public pee-in creek,
It was no surprise,
They had infected eyes,
They also had runny blisters, but care they lacked the funds to seek.
Saturday, May 13, 2023
A THIEF STOLE A BENNY, FROM A PEASANT WHO WAS POOR
I use to know a little peasant, he was really, really poor,
I'd toss him a penny, if he promised not to ask for more,
Well, he saved every penny,
Till he got a bill, a Benny,
Then someone stole the Benny to buy liquor at the store.
Wednesday, May 3, 2023
I SHARED MY HOME IN THE VILLAGE
I went into the village to find me some heat,
I found a huge box, lying free in the street,
I just got moved in,
And along comes my kin,
I let them all stay; they brought raisins to eat.
Sunday, April 30, 2023
BARKING OFF THE WRONG TREE
Poor Lucinda got real bad sick, and turned a white and chalky way,
She ate poison tree bark, and putrefied into the clay,
Lucinda had no money,
To leave to her son Sonny,
So Sonny moved into a box, beneath a bridge down by the bay.
Saturday, February 18, 2023
THE POOR ON POOR DINE, MY NEIGHBORHOOD IN DECLINE
Things are real fine in my far neighbor's hood,
The people live within fences, and behave really good,
But where I work, live and stay,
We got the low, low, low pay,
So people have perm borrowed things, when they could.
Saturday, January 7, 2023
WHEN TIMES GET TOUGH
When times get rough I eat pinecones,
I check the highway for bleached white bones,
Then I make my cobwebs stew
Though the ingredients are few,
The stew I serve with my acorn flour scones.
Friday, February 28, 2014
THE LAST DAY IN FEBRUARY LIMERICK
February has found it's last day,
Another month of very low pay,
Will I find a job that's better,
So, I can resign with a letter,
Or, can I find a barn with a stack of warm hay.
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