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Showing posts with label hygiene. Show all posts
Showing posts with label hygiene. Show all posts

Monday, November 25, 2024

GOOPY AND THE LAW OF DENTAL HYGIENE

There was something goopy, that came up through my straw,
I sucked it from my soda pop, into my jaw,
What a maddening, big waste,
I used a tube of toothpaste,
To brush the goopy away; following dental law.

Saturday, November 16, 2024

MOMMY HUGS AND SAMMY BUGS

Sammy torments the little crawling bugs,
Bugs get even with deep digs, and wide dugs,
Mostly, the bugs bite,
But, Sammy ain't bright,
Sammy gets infested, from mommy hugs.



Thursday, October 17, 2024

RED CLAY TEETH

Jimmy got locked into flossing, and flossed his front teeth every day,
Jimmy thought flossing was iconic, but he lost his teeth anyway,
When Jimmy got the bad teeth news,
He walked back home in his deck shoes,
Then Jimmy quit his bad news dentist, and made some new teeth from red clay.





Sunday, August 18, 2024

FISHING IN THE NOW AND CLEANING DIRTY HANDS

My bucket is full of minnows, and my can is full of worms,
My lunchbox is full of candy; my hands are covered with germs,
I am fishing in my boat,
Eating candy while afloat,
I wash my hands off in the lake; they are clean, my eye confirms.


Thursday, August 8, 2024

STINKY LITTLE BROTHER CAME CLEAN

There was a clean scented squirrel named Amy,
She had a little brother that smelled gamey,
She had the super power,
Shoved him into the shower,
Now both sibling squirrels smell the samey.

Wednesday, July 24, 2024

LIVING IN MICHIGAN IS A BUGGER

I live in Michigan, we have zillions of bugs
They eat into your eyeballs, you share them, with hugs,
Bugs poop on your pans and dishes,
They attack your cute goldfishes,
You'!l even drink a few, in your rootbeer chug-a-lugs. 

Wednesday, May 8, 2024

PERSONAL DENTAL CARE

I bought some fluoride toothpaste that came in a white, glass jar,
I did not have to squeeze it, so I thought it would go far,
It caught me off my guard,
When the whole jar turned hard,
I now brush with baking soda; my teeth are black as tar.


Wednesday, May 1, 2024

SCOTT, IT'S WHAT'S INSIDE THAT COUNTS

Scott had ugly bugs coming out his nose,
He had even more nasties,  when he blows,
Scott was meany mean,
Even more, unclean,
Scott had odd things, growing between his toes.


Friday, April 12, 2024

I TOOK A BREAK AND IT HURT

I ate two onion bagels, and that was lunch,
I washed them down with a sweet, raspberry punch,
My teeth were full of ruts,
On break I chewed some nuts,
I shouted "Ouch!", with every single crunch.

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Wednesday, February 21, 2024

MANGE PUT WORK OUT OF RANGE

I played with my quite doggy, and I caught a case of mange,
Then when I went to work, people looked at me real strange,
Someone made a big fuss,
I got kicked off the bus,
Unfortunately, my work was beyond my walking range.

Monday, February 5, 2024

BETTER HYGIENE FOR ALL

Free Soap, Free Soap, for better hygiene,
To live long and prosper, you must keep yourself clean,
It's not a small token,
To disinfect while you're soakin'
And, wash the undies if you ate too much bean.








Monday, January 29, 2024

FREE PIES FROM STINKY

My neighbor bakes me pies full of beans,
My neighbor's body, he seldom cleans,
I throw the beans far, far away,
Return a clean pan the next day,
I'd remark, but I don't feel the means.

Tuesday, January 2, 2024

I FINGERED SOMEONE

Someone was picking their nose,
And, wiping it allover their clothes,
Mama got mad,
Nose picker got sad,
I told everyone, and that added to woes.

Saturday, December 16, 2023

MY SHOWER ROPE WAS EMPTY

Mason used up all the soap,
So, all I had was an empty rope,
So, I used up his shampoo,
Got even, true,
Now, he won't be telling ma, that I'm just a stupid dope.

Thursday, November 16, 2023

THE BRUSH

I found a well used, bristled toothbrush on the floor,
I think the renters left it, who lived here before,
"Finder's, Keeper's", I'd say,
Offsets the rent I pay,
And, saves me a trip to the toothbrush selling store.

Sunday, November 12, 2023

THE FEAR OF SOAPS, SHOWERS AND FLOWERS

There was a grocery bagger, named Howard,
Howard was by all measures, a true coward,
He hardly ever used soap and then showered,
His many smells made him feel more empowered,
He feared the soap scent would make him smell flowered.

Tuesday, October 24, 2023

WHAT LURKS BETWEEN THE TOES

Gym hired a surgeon, who fixed Gym's big nose,
While they were at it, they cleaned between Gym's toes,
The surgeon removed a tick,
And a big green pogo stick,
And a fifty foot, green garden hose.

Monday, October 16, 2023

DEALING WITH PARASITES

In order to get them to act nice,
George made a deal with his little lice,
They could live in his beard,
It wouldn't get shaved or sheared,
And, George would bathe each year, only twice.

Wednesday, August 23, 2023

BERNARD: I SMELL A LOVE STORY

Bernard's new love interest got Bernard excited,
But Bernard's fixated love, was quite unrequited,
His love called him a sleaze,
Said he smelled like fart cheese,
Bernard took a shower, so one fault could be righted.   


THE BUGGY OLD ELF CAN FINALLY GO HOME

In the month of August, Santa got an itchy, buggy beard,
Santa couldn't go through customs, because his bugs could not get cleared,
Down in Florida, Santa wastes away,
At least, that's what some folks say,
Some say Santa went to a barber, and had his bug beard sheared.