JIMMY THIRTY-FIVE TOES IS A FAMILY MAN

The famous Jimmy Thirty-five Toes, had a baby girl,

The kid had thirty seven toes, and her hair was all curl,

She had a mom with three legs,

A little brother that laid eggs,

She had such nice bright and shinny teeth, momma named her Pearl.

MY SAVIOR IN A BOTTLE

My little airplane took a nosedive,

I thought soon, I would not be alive,

Then right below me, did appear,

A truck full of new, bottled beer,

The splashing beer gave me a revive.

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MY BEES FREEZE LIMERICK

I had some cute, pet honey bees,

They lived up in my apple trees,

No one really knows,

How my bees got froze,

They were found kneeling on their knees.

ACCIDENTAL FOOD SUPPLY

Jimmy fell off the roof and broke all of his nice toes,

Jimmy cut each one of them off, now new ones he grows,

It is especially neat,

He grows new toes on his feet,

Jim now has winter meat, because the old toes he froze.

MY DOCTOR WHO SCREWDRIVER

On Doctor Who, it was very iconic,

So I bought a screwdriver that was sonic,

I broke it early today,

Making a pot from some clay,

Now I feel that I am somewhat moronic.

I CHOOSE THE STINKY VERSE

I live in a universe that has a verse that's parallel,

In one verse my clothes smell clean, in another they stinky smell,

My clothes in one verse, I wash and dry,

In the other, on the floor they lie,

I like best the stinky verse, so that is mostly where I dwell.

PET REINCARNATION: A BEAUTIFUL THING

My poor little pet mosquito, named Ron,

He got squished flat, and became living, non,

His new mosquito ghost,

Found another live host,

In the body of a cockroach, named Don. 

HERBIE DERBY DO.

Cute little lad, Herbie,

Wore a big derby,

Hung his stylish hat,

On his baseball bat,

When he was spooning with Mrs. Zerbie.