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Tuesday, April 9, 2024
MY GENTLE TENDER FOOT
My wonderful, gentle, tender foot,
Worked long shifts on chimneys, clearing soot,
On the roof one day,
He slid fast away,
He now feeds a flower at the root.
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Tuesday, February 20, 2024
I DIGS A HOUND HOLE FOR MY FRIEND 2
My dearest friend in the world, the hound, he died,
The ancient woodland fairies, they cried and cried,
I put my hound in the hole,
Said "fare thee well", to his soul,
The fit was real tight, because the hole wasn't wide.
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Monday, January 29, 2024
I DIGS A HOUND HOLE FOR MY FRIEND 3
My hound now rests down deep in his hole,
In the earth with the worm and the mole,
I found a gravestone,
That looks like a bone,
I also left his corn biscuit bowl.
Monday, December 25, 2023
INKY IN THE DEEP
When Inky my pet octopus died,
His friend Boris, the bear cried and cried
Down my new toilet bowel,
Went Inky's remains and soul,
To the septic, Inky had a nice ride.
Thursday, August 11, 2022
CONES AND BONES
I sat on top of a tombstone,
While licking my ice cream cone,
The cone came from a odd host,
It was the graveyard's top ghost,
And, in the cone was his own finger bone.
Saturday, July 30, 2022
DR. DAN FEEDS BEASTIES
Dan's Doctoral Thesis wss widely read,
Dan proposed alcohol made little beasties go dead,
Old Dan was a taker, not a giver,
He took too much wine and wrecked his liver,
In the ground, Dan makes sure the little beasties are feed.
Wednesday, March 30, 2022
Oh Crap, A Dirt Nap
Pining for a new companion,
Overseas I took a fly,
Rammed a mountain; fell into a canyon,
No one but I, didn't burn and die,
Hugs I had upon my rescue,
Universal healthcare had not I,
Beneath the dirt I now feed red fescue,
Rules: I had no healthcare so, I die.
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