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Tuesday, June 18, 2024
JIM MELTED AWAY
Today it got so darn hot,
It melted my friend, robot,
His name was Jim,
His hat had a long brim,
Poor Jim, I will forget, not.
Wednesday, January 31, 2024
SQUEAKY SQUIRES THRIFTY STORES
Squeaky Squires put a chip in my brain,
So I could cashier at his store up in Maine,
We sell veggies by weights,
Expired goods with old dates,
I'll be your checkout if you use the fast lane.
Tuesday, January 30, 2024
THE CHIP AND THE DUMPSTER DIVER
The authorities insisted I was insane,
They insisted, and put a chip into my brain,
The chip made me much less smart,
I push a grocery cart,
Collecting my treasure down each road, street and lane.
Monday, November 6, 2023
AI CHIPPED ME, AND CHIPPED ME GOOD
I got a computer chip stuck in my mid-finger,
So the boss can tell if I am working, or linger,
I just like to hide and unwind,
Now bill collectors, do me find,
And every nut knows, in the shower, I'm a singer.
Saturday, August 19, 2023
THE AI OCCUPATION
The artificial intelligence took away my cup of green tea,
The artificial intelligence said the tea hurt my efficiency,
Then it played a marching song,
Insisted I march along,
And, because the AI sensed defiance, it took away all my TP.
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