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Showing posts with label life. Show all posts
Showing posts with label life. Show all posts

Monday, November 4, 2024

THE BALLAD OF UNHAPPY TOM

It got so extremely cold,
Tom's toenails stopped growing mold,
Tom's nose went runny,
Girls found that funny,
Tom stayed alone and grew old.



Monday, September 9, 2024

CRUSHED DREAMS OF THE CELLIST

My cello was run over by a sports car,
It's destroyed, now I won't be a cellist star,
I thought it wouldn't get injured,
So it was never insured,
I went from concerts, to tending a dive bar.

Friday, June 28, 2024

WHEN MY FLUTE BREAKS, I BUY A BETTER ONE

My glass Pan flute fell onto the floor,
It shattered, and would toot never more,
I stepped above my class,
Bought a flute, made from brass,
I now toot until my lips are soar.

Thursday, March 28, 2024

FROM EASTER BUNNIES TO BEES

There were two little white bunnies, and they each ate too much tasty cheese,
They could not go to the bathroom, and felt a real general unease,
To make their bowels quicken,
They ate some tainted chicken,
Their bodies I used to feed my flowers, and the flowers feed the bees.

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Friday, February 2, 2024

ON THE COMPANY DIME, MARS WAS A GOOD TIME

I rode a great big spaceship all the way to Mars,
To write an article on their electric cars,
I went to my Martian hotel,
To rest there for a little spell,
Then I went out to the Martian nightclubs and bars.


Friday, November 17, 2023

I FOUND MY FAMILY IN MY TEA

I found a sea horse swimming in my instant tea,
I really do not know how he got there, to be,
I put him in a glass bowl,
So he could stretch out his soul,
I now have a family, my sea horse and me.

Saturday, November 11, 2023

SPAWN, THE LIMERICK

Seven big, pretty salmon swam up the Betsy River,
Each salmon carried a package they had to deliver,
If each one gets their wish,
They will make baby fish,
Adding another DNA arrow to their quiver.

Saturday, October 21, 2023

SPACE MONSTERS CAN HURT

There's a monster outside my spaceship, and he is from cold, deep space,
I think he wants to eat me, or maybe mess up real bad, my face,
He has long, sharp teeth, to bite,
Long claws to scratch out my sight,
I am wishing right now, I was way back home, by my fireplace.

Tuesday, October 17, 2023

JERKS

Wherever I travel, there are only mean jerks,
From my family at home, to the all store clerks,
I would just stay in bed,
But, I need to get fed,
I guess being real cruel are common human quirks.


Tuesday, September 5, 2023

SILVERY SUE, MY ANGEL IN THE LAKE

Silvery Sue was my all time, favorite pet snake,
Wherever I went, my Silvery Sue I would take,
One day, she challenged a wide tire,
She had no experience, prior,
I scraped up Silvery Sue, and tossed her in the lake.


Saturday, August 26, 2023

MOST TIMES, IT'S IN OUR STARS

Ricky drove a pallet jack, unloading dish soap off a truck,
Seven long years of college, and Ricky's life did truly suck,
Owed 90 thou in college debt,
Left his wife, he did regret,
The only chance that Ricky has, is blackjack and lady luck.

Thursday, August 17, 2023

COLLEGE DEBT AND PIGS WITH WINGS

I went to the internet to see what I should buy,
I spent all my money, and that made me cry and cry,
Without money, life is cruel,
I have no money to go to school,
So, I took out a college loan, and I'll be broke until pigs fly
.


Tuesday, August 1, 2023

MY PSYCHIC TELLS ME

Because I have been a very bad boy,
My psychic predicts, no afterlife joy,
Mildew, fungi and molds,
My afterlife unfolds,
Just like how they found uncle Roy.


Friday, December 30, 2022

2022, THE YEAR OF CHANGE



I need to change in the year 2022,
Or it will be another year that I truly rue,
I'll paint my bedroom blue,
Buy all my sweats brand new,
And hang out at classy places with a better smelling crew,










Tuesday, July 19, 2022

THE MUM SUM LIMERICK

There was this person, a mum,
She had troubles doing a subtraction or sum,
She counted her kids more than thrice,
Made 6 Bowles of beans &  fried rice,
The kids she missed summing, got gum.




Monday, July 11, 2022

THE REINDEER POOP-SHACK POEM

My shack is ugly, and it smells like a reindeer took a poop,
It appears the reindeer left it, atop of my stoop,
I lit three candles to burn off the stink,
I washed the dishes, stacked up in the sink,
I took a break outside, danced with my hula hoop,
Should have stayed in town in that home with the group. 

Tuesday, May 10, 2022

I MISSED THE MOON AND GOT A MARCHING GOON

When young I thought it would happen soon,
That I'd be in a top office near the sun and the moon,
But, of course that is not so,
I've sank forty stories below, 
I'll soon be marched out the door by a goon.

Monday, May 2, 2022

MAY

In May the seedlings upward sputter,
Above the bugs with wings, go flutter,
In the trees,
Peep open leaves,
On golf ball grass, I puts my putter.

Tuesday, April 5, 2022

UNHEALTHY LIVING LIMERICK II

Jean ate pancakes all soaking with grease,
Although, she knew that she'd soon "Rest In Peace,"
She still scooped-up the lard,
And, ignored the health bard,
For life is always just a tenuous lease.

Tuesday, December 28, 2021

BUSY JAY JAY

Jay looked to the east,
Jay looked to the west,
jay chewed on grass,
Passed major gas,
Everyday, all day long, Jay sat on his nest.