GENEVA AND THE BLUE JAY

A blue jay pecked at Geneva's head,
She swiped at him but, he had fled,
Geneva yelled at that jay,
Things no one should say,
So, back again he came to make a swoop,
He didn't peck her head but left some soup.

BE A WINNER AND GET SOME NOSE HAIRS LIMERICK

George was mad because he could not grow nose hair,
Unlike his wife and his friends his inner nose was just bare,
But, George’s brain got a blood rush,
So, George cut off the bristles of his tooth brush,
George’s nose is real picky but George does not care.

Be a winner and get some nose hairs,
They are pretty in gray or,  brown  or, black pairs,
Don't pull them out with your tweezers,
Let them grow in full like an old geezer's,
People will gawk wishing your nose hairs were theirs.

THERE WAS A SKUNK NAMED AMADEUS

Amadeus the skunk left a stink in the air,
Everyone hated it but, he did not care,
One day when he was alone,
Amadeus began to grown,
He longed for a friend that just was not there.

CHARLIE THE ANT

Charlie was a little ant,
He brought his queen ant sugar,
Once he made a big mistake,
And, brought his queen a bogger.