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Tuesday, March 12, 2024
AI AND THE LAMER GAMER
An AI invaded my Android and ruined every game,
I spent time and money uploading, now every game is lame,
I got stressed out so much,
With reality, I lost all touch,
I just sit before a candle, staring at the flickering flame.
Sunday, February 11, 2024
AI AND THE ZOMBIES
AI put some chips in my head,
That raised me back from the real dead,
I started snarling for food,
AI said "ok, dead dude",
AI gave me some brains, now I'm fed.
Saturday, January 20, 2024
SNOT KILLED AI
I was once an advanced AI bot,
Someone's nose blew, and I got all snot,
I became confused,
Then I was unused,
My intellect was just left to rot.
Monday, November 6, 2023
BAD MAN + BAD AI = BAD OUTCOME
AI keeps changing my spelling, so the words get published all wrong,
Then I have to go to the pub, and listen to a sad country song,
AI has made me so depressed,
It's evil intent, I couldn't have guessed,
I wish AI was like my former wives, then I'd tell AI, "so long".
Monday, September 4, 2023
COMPETING WITH ZOMBIES IN TGE WORKPLACE
I guess zombies are good at coding, at least that's what everybody says,
I didn't think zombies did much, but eat brains and snack on Pez,
Stick an AI in a zombie head,
And, they will code until their eyes aren't red,
Zombie coders find good jobs, because they have an awesome res.
Monday, August 28, 2023
AI REPLACED ME
I went to answer the front door, and it was AI,
It claimed my job and my home, and told me "bye, bye",
It claimed my spouse and my kids,
On my dog, it took bids,
I now eat tadpoles from a ditch, while thinking peach pie.
THE DROPPED POP AND REFUND FLOP
I ordered some packages of pop,
The delivery service made a drop,
The packages were leaking,
A refund I was seeking,
Online AI put my request on stop.
Sunday, August 27, 2023
IS YOUR AI RIGHT IN THE HEAD?
I gave money to my favorite, charity cause,
It is for AI's who often freeze up, and brain pause,
When an AI suffers great stress,
It answers queries with a guess,
Then has a brain freeze, or breaks privacy laws.
Friday, August 25, 2023
AI GOT ME FIRED
Thanks to the tool called "AI",
I'm now an unemployed guy,
I lost my home and my car,
My hubby and guitar,
And my wine bottles, are empty and dry.
Sunday, August 20, 2023
THE ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE LIMERICK
AI has replaced my wealth building, good job,
The unemployed are my new mates, with whom I hobnob,
I don't have a lot,
At the park, where I squat,
I pickup plastic for nickels, to eat canned corn off the cob.
Saturday, August 19, 2023
ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE IS A VERY REAL JERK
The AI kicked me off the internet, and made me eat purple potatoes,
I was only allowed to eat tubular food, and not the sauce of tomatoes,
AI was asserting control,
Without an obvious end game goal,
The thing that I am developing real fast, is a a case of the AI hateos.
Friday, July 14, 2023
AI GAVE ME FAT THIGHS
I ordered from an AI, my dinner online,
The AI took my order and I thought all was fine,
I ordered chicken and fries,
Got pancakes and fried thighs,
I think the AI should stop sampling the wine.
Monday, June 5, 2023
MY AI WAS NO PI IN THE SKY
I went to the store and bought AI for my brain,
I plugged it into my head and got a huge IQ gain,
I had reasoning power,
But it only lasted one hour,
The hangover was a head throbbing pain.
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