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Showing posts with label wildlife. Show all posts
Showing posts with label wildlife. Show all posts

Tuesday, December 10, 2024

BEAR CUT

I moved to Clare Michigan, to be a cutter of hair,
Things were going very well, until in walks a Clare bear,
I cut some hair off the top,
Then the big bear yelled, "Stop!",
I wanted to cut much more, but I didn't think I should dare.

Tuesday, May 7, 2024

I DIES BECAUSE OF BEADY BUG EYES

100 billion, billion beady eyes, were staring up at me,
That was the ugliest bug I ever saw, sitting on my knee,
Then, he spit into my mouth,
After that, things went south,
For his spit was deadly poisonous; my ashes were dumped at sea.


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Sunday, January 7, 2024

MY BABY GETS HIS ROUGHAGE

I have a pet raccoon and he eats only pinecones, 
Does not care if filled with peanut butter or stones,
He has rough roughage and while it still steams,
I hear him complain, then he hollers, then screams,
I know that he is all done, when he sighs, and then moans.


Thursday, June 8, 2023

BAD AIRS AND CANADIAN CABIN BEARS

I went to Canada to do cavorting in fresh air,
The air was really bad, and I got ate by some bear,
Canada was a no win, 
No going back there to sin,
The bear pooped me out in the morning, in case you should care.💩💩💩🍸


Friday, March 24, 2023

LIFE IN THE WOODS

A woody was pecking a hole in my door,
A rat was gnawing up through my vinyl floor,
Then a buck and a doe,
Smashed through my window,
Next came the lion that ate me; now I'm sore.

Thursday, December 1, 2022

CARS AND THE GLOW SNAKE

There was a slithering orange snake in the snow,
He slithered out onto the highway to glow,
When they saw the snow snake,
Each  car hit the brake,
Then sliding off the highway they'd go.

Friday, May 13, 2022

TICKS ARE DRINKING MY BLOOD

I have ticks in my garden and they're drinking my blood,
The lack of blood makes me queasy and I fall down and go thud,
It's a mystery to me,
Why, the ticks attack me,
I go swimming so, I'm not covered with crud.

Monday, March 14, 2022

DEEP IN THE FOREST I SAT

Deep in the forest was where I sat,
I had been ate by a bear and that was that,
I was now just a big pile of wet bear scat,
The bear had piled me tall because I was real fat,
Soon to be absorbed by the thick forest mat.







Sunday, November 28, 2021

HAIRS, PEARS, WOLVES AND BEARS

I went out to pick some juicy pears,
And, had to fight off sixteen bears,
Then, a wolf pack gave me meany stares,
I said, "come get me, I double dares,"
They ate my bod from toes to hairs.

Monday, November 8, 2021

RUN AWAY, CLIMB AWAY, BE A COWARD AND LIVE TODAY

Always a coward, I turn and I run,
I feel seeking pain is sick minded, not fun,
With a tiger frontal attack,
And, vicious bears at my back,
I reach for  branches to climb, not a gun.



Saturday, October 30, 2021

I FINDS ME AN EARTHWORM

I went looking for earthworms to fish in the sea,
And, me finds an earthworm measuring in feet, thirty-three,
So, I turns to run,
But, that son-of-gun,
Catches and devours me.
     
                                                 The End

Thursday, June 18, 2020

ME NEW PET LIVES IN THE WOODS

Such happy days I had with me dog, pet,
When she passed, thought I, another I'd get,
I could afford only a squirrel,
I called his name Earl,
He still lives in the woods where we met.


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