THE PETOSKEY STONE LIMERICK, FESTIVAL AND CELL PHONE WARNING

My shinny Petoskey stone, 
Made of something; maybe coral or bone,
I found one on the beach, 
And what did it teach,
Watch out for water if you drop your cell phone.

A LITTLE STORY RHYME ABOUT DADDY'S DOLLY

I found daddy's old blowup girlfriend, her name is Silly Saucy Sue,

I was cutting baby teeth, and chewed daddy's Silly Saucy right in two,

I've turned 18, so I kept the top for me, and gave the bottom to you,

Maybe we can put her together again with duct tape and airplane glue,

I think we'd better hurry, because her face is turning a pale blue,

If I keep smelling the airplane adhesive, this day I will come to rue.