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Showing posts with label Diner. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Diner. Show all posts

Friday, October 27, 2023

I SELL MEALS IN KALKASKA

I opened a store to sell people a quick lunch,
I sold cake, sandwiches and ice cold lemon punch,
It was downtown Kalkaska,
Not the one in Nebraska,
I'll Soon be selling coffee and Bismarcks for brunch.


Sunday, June 25, 2023

THE BIG ALPHA MALE

There was a great fish; a big alpha male,
He ate the other fish, from head to tail,
His body got stronger,
Wider and longer,
He choked to death trying to swallow a snail.

Thursday, June 22, 2023

FRIDAY NIGHT: SHOES, CHAINSAWS AND BEER

Some shoes bend left, some shoes bend right,
Shoes hurt like a chainsaw, if too tight,
My toes come in twos,
To fit left-right shoes,
Shoes take me out for beer and a bite. 




Monday, April 25, 2022

SAMMY'S SAUSAGE MALFUNCTION

Sammy ate pork sausage not quite done,
He ate it anyway because he had to run,
But it was not funny,
When the pork came out runny,
While Sammy was meeting with his big bosses son.



Sunday, April 10, 2022

WHAT'S IN THE STEW?

Margaret, Margaret what's in the stew?
I ate here on Tuesday and came down with the flu,
I use to think no stew finer,
Than the stew at your diner,
But, the last day I ate here I rue.

Monday, March 14, 2022

DEEP IN THE FOREST I SAT

Deep in the forest was where I sat,
I had been ate by a bear and that was that,
I was now just a big pile of wet bear scat,
The bear had piled me tall because I was real fat,
Soon to be absorbed by the thick forest mat.







Saturday, February 12, 2022

WHAT'S IN THE STEW?

Margaret, Margaret what's in the stew?
I ate here on tuesday and came down with the flu,
I use to think no stew finer,
Than the stew at your diner,
But he last day I ate here I rue.

Thursday, January 6, 2022

NOAH'S LITTLE DINNER PARTY WITH A FRIEND

Noah had a chicken,πŸ—
Noah had a fish,🍀
Noah had some taters,🍟
Noah made a salad dish,πŸ’

Noah had a nice dinner,🍸🍽🍷🍹
Noah had a cute friend,πŸ‘¬
They both enjoyed the dinner,πŸ‘¨‍❤️‍πŸ‘¨
And got spunky at the end.πŸ€”


Friday, January 22, 2021

THE DINER SERVED ME AN UNIDENTIFIED OBJECT

At the diner I ordered a turkey wing,
But, instead I got this UO thing,
It had beady eyes,
Was nibbling on my fries,
He said he was an alien on earth slumming.  
 
 *UO=Unidentified Object