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Showing posts with label VARMINTS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label VARMINTS. Show all posts

Thursday, February 8, 2024

THE VOLE AND THE TIKI TORCH

There was a little vole sitting on my porch,
He said he had been chewing on my neighbors tiki torch,
Vole said if he wanted real grub,
He'd chew the bark off my shrub,
He said that tiki flames gave his fur a scorch.

Thursday, January 25, 2024

I'M AN UNHAPPY PANSY MAN

I caught a rabbit in my trap,
He started to cry, and I'm a sap,
I let him go,
That so and so,
He ate my pansies, now I'm unhap

Friday, March 24, 2023

LIFE IN THE WOODS

A woody was pecking a hole in my door,
A rat was gnawing up through my vinyl floor,
Then a buck and a doe,
Smashed through my window,
Next came the lion that ate me; now I'm sore.

Friday, February 25, 2022

CHICKEN WIRE IS THE THING

Chicken wire is the thing,
To guard my tulips in the spring,
The rabbit will bite,
But, if the wire is tight,
He'll just bite wire if anything.

Wednesday, August 25, 2021

I FOUND A FROG IN MY O.J. TODAY

I found a frog in my O.J. today,
And, a worm in my cheese that sat on a tray,
My sandwich had bugs,
My soup was just full of slugs,
 Then, bed bugs swarmed everywhere that I lay.