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Sunday, November 5, 2023
THE GOOD DOGGIE GOT THE BAD MAN
There was a man named Johnson, his favorite number was 666.
Johnson was so very mean, he hugged his love with 2 sharp ice picks,
One day Johnson sounded a 3 alarm,
When a dog named Patches, bit Johnson's arm,
Johnson tried to torment and tease the dog, when they played fetch the sticks.
Sunday, July 9, 2023
THE LITTLE BIRD NAMED CHURBA
Churba is a little bird, and he makes a churbing sound,
Whenever I hear churbing, I know that Churba, is around,
Churba likes to eat cheddar cheese,
I sit it out, for Churba, to please,
Along with some tasty prunes, so Churba won't get bound.🧀🐦
Saturday, July 1, 2023
TOO HOT TO BLOW NOSE
The sun got so volcano-like, darn hot
Donny could not make any human, darn snot,
Without the nose cleaner,
His hay fever got meaner,
The only moisture was in Donny's pee pot.
Sunday, November 28, 2021
HAIRS, PEARS, WOLVES AND BEARS
I went out to pick some juicy pears,
And, had to fight off sixteen bears,
Then, a wolf pack gave me meany stares,
I said, "come get me, I double dares,"
They ate my bod from toes to hairs.
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