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Showing posts with label human. Show all posts
Showing posts with label human. Show all posts

Sunday, November 5, 2023

THE GOOD DOGGIE GOT THE BAD MAN

There was a man named Johnson, his favorite number was 666.
Johnson was so very mean, he hugged his love with 2 sharp ice picks,
One day Johnson sounded a 3 alarm,
When a dog named Patches, bit Johnson's arm,
Johnson tried to torment and tease the dog, when they played fetch the sticks.

Sunday, July 9, 2023

THE LITTLE BIRD NAMED CHURBA

Churba is a little bird, and he makes a churbing sound,
Whenever I hear churbing, I know that Churba, is around,
Churba likes to eat cheddar cheese,
I sit it out, for Churba, to please,
Along with some tasty prunes, so Churba won't get bound.🧀🐦


Saturday, July 1, 2023

TOO HOT TO BLOW NOSE

The sun got so volcano-like, darn hot 
Donny could not make any human, darn snot,
Without the nose cleaner,
His hay fever got meaner,
The only moisture was in Donny's pee pot.

Sunday, November 28, 2021

HAIRS, PEARS, WOLVES AND BEARS

I went out to pick some juicy pears,
And, had to fight off sixteen bears,
Then, a wolf pack gave me meany stares,
I said, "come get me, I double dares,"
They ate my bod from toes to hairs.