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Showing posts with label Wild. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Wild. Show all posts

Saturday, December 21, 2024

FEAST AROUND AND FIND OUT: THE IVY FUR BOOT STORY

I had beautiful ivy plants, growing by my old barn, 
I found my Ivy plants dead, one day, and I said, "oh, darn",  
Two groundhogs ate the tender roots,
Hogs feel good, in my fur lined boots,
Now I won't need to knit new socks, so I'll return the yarn. 

Wednesday, December 18, 2024

I MET HER IN MANCELONA: COUGAR EYES AND BAD BREATH

I went to Mancelona just to see where it is at,
The only thing I found there was a female, cougar cat,
The cougar decided to eat,
I had blubber, but not much meat,
I think amongst cougar cats, eating tourists is so, brat.


Tuesday, December 17, 2024

CRITTER STEW FOR TWO

I found some dry hickory, so I lit it to make a winter stew,
I threw in the stew a snow bunny, a dead frog and something that flew,
The stew bubbled, and the fire hissed,
Soon, the critter stew, my fat lips kissed,
After dinner I took a nap, while my dog Dexter dropped his poo.

Tuesday, December 10, 2024

SCHOOL LUNCHES: WHAT'S IN YOUR MEATLOAF?

What happened to the animals in the zoo?
When they closed the old zoo, some animals flew,
Other animals, it's said,
Became a stew, for dipped bread,
That news made many little children, boohoo.  😭😭😭😭😭

Sunday, November 24, 2024

SNOWBOUND: SQUIRRELS, SOCKS AND NUTS

It's pretty near freezing, and my socks were stolen from me,
They were stolen by squirrels, to haul their nuts up their tree,
As winter cold hits the fan,
Each squirrel and each man,
Know they'd best stock up on food, before the coming white sea.

Monday, October 14, 2024

TIGER, TIGER, FATTY MEAT

I dream all day long of pickled pigs feet,
It's the only food for super I'll eat,
I chew on the thick pig fat,
Thinking I'm one tiger cat,
Gnawing from the bones the fat and the meat.

Wednesday, August 7, 2024

BEAVER HICKORY

There was a busy beaver that chewed on my hickory,
He chewed right through the hard, hardwood, then downward fell my  tree,
It fell upon my crops,
Damaged my turnip tops,
*The beaver cut my big tree up, then hauled it out to sea.


*Version 2
The tree is too heavy to move...it rots out in the leigh. 

Thursday, July 18, 2024

MY SOLAR LAMP AND THE GRIZZLY BEAR, LIMERICK

I dropped my solar lamp into the lake, while forest camping, 
Now I fear the inner wires will need major revamping,
In the dark tent, my body, I lay,
Hoping for a quick, sun rising day,
Because I fear a grizzly bear, is outside my tent, stamping.

Sunday, April 21, 2024

MY GENTLE TENDER FOOT AND I, SWAMP CAMP

We're home; my gentle tender foot and I,
To our Bayou, tent camp, we said goodbye,
We had an invader,
A ten foot alligator,
The alligator gave us each, the eye.



Tuesday, April 16, 2024

CATO'S POTATO AND THE BIG, FOUL BEAR

There was a spider monkey named Cato,
The only food he had was a potato,
Along came this foul bear, 
He demanded his share,
In exchange, he shared his tomato. 


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Friday, March 29, 2024

THE BUG SLURPER

Leonardo the squirrel, ate bugs, never nuts,
Leo didn't like the chewing, he'd rather slurp guts,
And the tastiest slurps,
Came from bugs that had chirps,
Leo avoided bugs that had bad smelling butts.

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Thursday, March 28, 2024

THE HAPPY EASTER BUNNIES

Bunnies were doing their business, right outside my screen door,
One thing that's true about bunnies, they are always making more,
The bunnies and me,
Let each other be,
Except the ones that are roadkill, become my main winter store.

Tuesday, March 26, 2024

COYOTE HUNGRY

Coyotes are after my little terror dog,
They may well get him, because he sleeps like a dead log,
I made my doggy wear bells,
And some skunk pee that smells,
Now my dear doggy is free to hike, sleep, dance or jog.


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Monday, March 11, 2024

FARE-THEE-WELL,TURTLE

Fare-the-well, little turtle, as you cross the busy road,
You're being watched by others, including a fox and toad,
Because you do not move real fast,
The toad is seeing, if you'll last,
The fox just loves to see thee, turtle; he's in dinner mode.


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Friday, March 8, 2024

I DON'T FEED THE LIONS, MAYBE?

When I see a nasty old mountain lion, I run fast away,
When I get back to my crumbling shack, in my shack I all day stay,
Mountain lions love to bite,
Then haul your caucus off site,
Lions feed you to their kitties, so they grow up to hunt one day.

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Friday, March 1, 2024

JAWS OF THE FERRELL GOLDFISH

I use to buy goldfish, and set them free in the bay,
All was just completely fine, until one sunny day,
I was fishing for big perch,
Behind the boat there did lurch, 
A ninety foot goldfish, it ate me and swam away.


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Tuesday, February 27, 2024

ATTACK OF THE WOLVERINE

The vicious wolverine bit off my middle toe,
I doubt I can get another mid-toe to grow,
He ripped out my lungs and face,
Fast, like he was in a race,
He ran off with my spleen, dragging it through the snow,

Thursday, February 15, 2024

MY CHICKEN LEG AND GEESE LIMERICK

I sat on a park bench, and did sup with the geese,
I chewed a leg of chicken, then threw them a piece,
The geese all honked and they  hooped
Then on the sidewalk, they pooped,
Oh, the wonders of nature, will they ever cease?


Saturday, February 10, 2024

THE BIRDS

There were three birds on my clothesline, and they were pooping on my clothes,
I told them not to do it, but they each turned up their bird beak nose,
I got out my squirt gun,
Squirted them, had some fun,
As they flew off, they pooped on my head, and it ran down to my toes.

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Friday, February 9, 2024

FEEDING A MICHIGAN WOLVERINE

A wolverine barged through my door, looking for something to eat,
I fixed him a stack of pancakes, but he wanted only meat,
I took him to the grocery store,
I bought him  chicken, and beef and more,
I bought him some thick, smoked bacon for an after dinner treat.


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