THE SQUIRREL WENT ANTIQUING, BUT HE WASN'T INTO BARBIE DOLLS

The cat dragged my Barbie doll, way up to the top of a tall tree,

It was appraised to be really valuable, age 63,

Then along came a brawny squirrel,

He grabbed the doll; gave her a hurl,

The doll flew up into the sky, and fell into the deep blue sea.