I MISS GRANDMA AND MUMMY

Grandpa said when dead, he wanted to dress like a mummy, real bad,

When he died, we wrapped him in all the strips of clean, white cloth, we had,

We buried him wearing his fedora hat,

Among the old dead, it shows off social stat,

Grandma didn't want to be mummified, like her husband, dog and cat.

I MARRIED LITTLE MOLLY, AND SHE KEEPS ME SAFE

I went to the circus to see Molly my mate,

We got married on Tuesday, after just a blind date,

Molly is an orangutan, and she dotes over me,

I'm kind of a wimp, so just let me be,

Or you'll have broken bones, 

You'll make moans in new tones, 

When you feel a bit of my sweet Molly's hate.

UNCLE FRED AND THE CROONERS

I decided to make a playlist with all the newer tunes,

I had not done so for at least 6 or 7 full moons,

Don't ever let it be said,

I'm a square like Uncle Fred,

He only listened to the ancient singing style called "croons".