AN ICE COLD BATH FOR MAMA

Mama went ice fishing and she fell through the thick. hard ice,

She was sitting in her lawn chair, and fell through the ice thrice,

But she did not despair,

For she has Medicare,

She don't worry anymore, there's  a cap on the price.

WINTER READY

I went into the city and boughtsome snow shoes, I bought 6 cases of ammo and 7 cases of boose, I will hunt and then I'll dine In my cabin in the pine, Then I will watch Tictok for all of my news.